gone off porridge

When you leave porridge out for too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off porridge tastes like shitty oats.

by Debskelly1985 March 08, 2023

Gone Pear-Shaped

Things have gone from good or great to horribly wrong.

I married a trophy wife with an hourglass figure, but now she's gone pear-shaped.

by ThePhyxr February 12, 2015

gone off cabbage

When you leave a cabbage in the fridge for too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off cabbage tastes like a stink bomb.

by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023

gone off goat cheese

When you leave goat cheese out for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off goat cheese smells like salmonella.

by Debskelly1985 March 02, 2023

Hell-n-gone

Impossible

(Credit to Gary Thatcher)

Be hell-n-gone before I see you again!

by Tanke3626 June 16, 2022

Gone monk

Completely abstaining from all sexual activity, including masturbating or any physical contact

He's gone monk, won't even go on a date after his last relationship

by danglyballzjohn September 02, 2023

gone to the goose

To die, Dying, somethings dead

He's long gone to the goose.
My dog has gone to the goose.

by Yippeeeeeeee March 28, 2024