alan zhu

A guy who had a relatively huge head and a dumbass who only knows how to play games and has thousands of hours of games on steam.

Alan Zhu is an dumbass. Look at his steam account.

by TrashVan March 20, 2018

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Father alan

A nonce who loves to touch kids with pleasure

Ahh here he is father alan

by Dieinafire October 7, 2019

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father alan

The big wild nonce who likes to play with children

Ahh there he is

Father alan the sex offender

by That random knob September 26, 2019

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The hottest, tallest, most masculine, coolest, man.
All the men wanna be him and all the girls wanna see him.

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he is rich, and a vampire
#TwilightCore

he has the smoothest skin, warmest smile, bustiest girl, and is a KING at roblox rise of nation.
he can drag click and also is missing a father figure

Hes such an Alan P!
That Alan P looks too frickable

by WHEN THE THE cwgdjuhwehk October 27, 2021

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Dwight Alan

Handsome, inside and out. He's been through alot, and is one of the strongest people alive. He is always there for you when you need a crying shoulder. He is a good bestfriend and will always be close to the ones he's known the longest. He is good with kids. No matter what happens, he will always be there for his family. He would never cheat, or betray anyone. Loving and easy to love. He has problems showing his true feelings, but never give up on him. he is worth the wait.

Girl one: your friends with Dwight alan?

girl two: yeah, why?
girl one: Dont ever lose him. he is the best!!
girl two: i know.

by KDJ5959 April 8, 2011

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