A person who’s name is Magnus Høgh Laursen and he can’t sit still, and gatekeeps all the chocopops and lays salt under his bed (value packk)
Abe
by Youngdaggerdong June 11, 2025

Drives a slow as V6 Mustang, has a tiny dick, and gets no play. Also suspected of having sexual relations with his car and dog.
You’re such an Abe
by Slimy Horse Cock September 9, 2021

When Western Israeli allies step in to provide support to Israel after the latest Hamas terror attack.
Benjamin Netanyahu: Hamas extremists massacred over 1200 innocent Israelis during the October 7th attacks. Israel is surrounded by enemies.
President Biden: I got you Abe
President Biden: I got you Abe
by RandyRhoads84 December 24, 2023

Handsome, amazing, great friend, cool person. Someone who will make you feel loved, someone you will want to spend a life with.
I will never forget Abe.
by Girlsandguysareawesomeyayy October 7, 2017

When getting head at the movie theater, right before you cum, you spin the girl or guy around and you cum on the back or their head and immediately run out of the theater.
by Dominoflowers January 12, 2021

Gentlemen the women have had their months where you’ve gotten to slap their ass freely but now it is your turn girls gets a pull up your shirt at any time throughout the month of November 27-December and get a look at your abs or get to randomly touch your abs at any point in the day
by BlackBitck2535 November 27, 2019
