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where the fuck am i?

A question commonly used after a heavy intake of alcoholic beverages.
Ex. Bro where the fuck am I?

Past tense:

Bro where the fuck were we?

Future tense:

Bro where the fuck are we going to be?

Present tense:

Bro where the fuck... *passes out from intoxication
by Schradamon July 6, 2014
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flim flam thank you ma'am

The act of copulation, carried out at speed and with little thought for the female's pleasure. The male is simply looking to ejaculate as quickly as possible.
'Flim flam thank you ma'am, I emptied my bags and left a deposit ...quickstyle'
by wayne gillespie July 6, 2005
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am just keeping it for a mate

when you find STEROIDS , drugs , animal porn & other embarrassing items at a friends house and they try to convince you its not theirs , but it is.
Male 1 - mate why you got testosterone hidden in your gym ?.

male 2 - am just keeping it for a mate .

mate 1 - okay am sure you are schwartzenegger.
by The Hairless Yeti October 2, 2016
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The tendency for things to seem funnier in the wee hours of the morning. Even if it wouldn't seem funny had you not been sleep deprived. Usually leads to a laughing fit after saying anything, even if it isn't funny.

Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.
Voltanis: What the fuck did we talk about last night?

Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.
by Maha_Vailo March 2, 2012
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you're about to find out who i am

a more militantly-minded version of the popular "you're about to get to know me"; instead of expressing its surface desire to become "properly introduced," this phrase is akin to the Shakespearean cry "into the breach once again dear friends" and is most likely used by an individual who wants to kick some serious tail
Guy 1: "I slept with your partner"
"Your Partner"'s partner: "You're about to find out who I am"
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
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i am way to sober for this shit right now

It means that the person can’t even deal with this right now, come get them when there drunk or something.
Friends being annoying, me “ I am way to sober for this shit right now.”
by Cosmog March 2, 2021
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