heart: I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I? A heart of course!
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Past tense:
Bro where the fuck were we?
Future tense:
Bro where the fuck are we going to be?
Present tense:
Bro where the fuck... *passes out from intoxication
Past tense:
Bro where the fuck were we?
Future tense:
Bro where the fuck are we going to be?
Present tense:
Bro where the fuck... *passes out from intoxication
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The act of copulation, carried out at speed and with little thought for the female's pleasure. The male is simply looking to ejaculate as quickly as possible.
by wayne gillespie July 6, 2005
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Male 1 - mate why you got testosterone hidden in your gym ?.
male 2 - am just keeping it for a mate .
mate 1 - okay am sure you are schwartzenegger.
male 2 - am just keeping it for a mate .
mate 1 - okay am sure you are schwartzenegger.
by The Hairless Yeti October 2, 2016
Get the am just keeping it for a mate mug.The tendency for things to seem funnier in the wee hours of the morning. Even if it wouldn't seem funny had you not been sleep deprived. Usually leads to a laughing fit after saying anything, even if it isn't funny.
Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.
Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.
Voltanis: What the fuck did we talk about last night?
Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.
Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.
by Maha_Vailo March 2, 2012
Get the Everything seems funnier after 2 am mug.a more militantly-minded version of the popular "you're about to get to know me"; instead of expressing its surface desire to become "properly introduced," this phrase is akin to the Shakespearean cry "into the breach once again dear friends" and is most likely used by an individual who wants to kick some serious tail
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
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