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Monke

The ancient and powerful ancestors of man. They have long arms, thicc bodies, and a whole lot of supporters.

The movement of the century...
RETURN TO MONKE
by bruhlego March 21, 2022
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monke

When u return to your true primal state and reject modernity and humanity. A true sign of a sigma male behaviour.
Go outside, se a rock, lift a rock, throw the rock, move on with your life.
I am so tired of this fucking life I just want to go and live in a forest. :return to monke:
when u get so high that your brain shuts off and u start making noises and acting like a monke
by Dejatheking May 22, 2022
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Gorilla Monk Mathias

When a person is unhappy because of a certain event, so they go gorilla mode.
-Hey why isnt Mathias here?

-Oh he's Gorilla Monk Mathias, because of last night.
by JayJaylol30 May 18, 2024
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monke

monke :)
Me: ME AND MY MONKE :))))))))))))))))
by eaga September 30, 2021
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The monk effect

(noun) Working fast so that there can be more work coming your way in the future. Largely a state induced by poverty or lack of financial security.
G: I really admire her work ethic, I can't believe she's a super worker.
Me: It's really the monk effect, I hope she's in a better place financially soon.
G: Yes, but till then let's enjoy the super productivity!
by anonymous September 15, 2023
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monke

Monke is REALLY smart and hot. Cuz man who go to bed with itchy butthole will wake up with stinky finger!!
rat: Monke is really hot!
by rat taco January 4, 2022
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Monke

Dude: broo ha we humans are sooo cooool we like have brains duuude

Monke: bro Monke can do flip
by JETMASS February 6, 2021
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