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Squid

That lad with no backbone. They have little to no personality and just aren't that interesting in general. Your mom definitely doesn't like them- she thinks they bring nothing to your life.
She can never stand up for herself. She's such a squid.
by TheSquids November 25, 2018
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Squid

A group of best friends that have a weird handshake and spend way to much time together.
Love my squid
by Sexychickie321 December 3, 2018
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Shower Squid

The mass of hair, conditioner, and other fluids that accumulate in a shower drain as a result of having long hair.
Man: “Gross, look at what I pulled out of the drain. How do I have any hair left?”
Woman: “It’s called a shower squid, embrace it!”
by Nervous Caterpillar October 16, 2018
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fat squid

A kind and Caring person with an excessive eating habit. Generally Very Unintelligent. Taking Credit for Random Coincidences
"You did nothing you fat squid!"said the man when his partner took credit for saving the day
by motherfuhrer August 21, 2017
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Squid

1) Ink-producing marine mollusks of the order Teuthida that typically glide through water via locomotion of their eight tentacles. Sometimes prepared for human consumption (especially in Japanese cuisine), where it is referred to as "calamari."
2) An inexperienced, inept, or otherwise foolish motorcyclist. Possibly a blend of "stupid" and "quick," as well as the bacronym "stupid, quick, under-dressed and imminently dead." This was extended more generally to inexperienced riders of any vehicle by the 1999 kids' cartoon Rocket Powered, the debut episode of which titled "New Squid on the Block," where the lowest ranking skateboarder was termed "squid" by the other characters.
3) A nerd. First used in this context in The Perks of Being a Wallflower, a 1999 epistolary coming of age novel on page 183, where it is used to describe people who sit at the back of the school bus: "When I do ride the bus, I usually sit towards the middle because I've heard sitting in the front is for nerds and sitting in the back is for squids, and the whole thing makes me nervous. I don't know what they call 'squids' in other schools." The term has since picked up minor cachet in the New England area as being synonymous with nerds, weirdos, etc.
1) "If you made an appearance on a Discovery Channel documentary about marine life, you might be a squid."
2) "If you ride without a helmet and ride over 100 mph on the freeway, you might be a squid."
3) "If you play Dungeons & Dragons on a regular basis, you might be a squid."
by __mark__ December 26, 2018
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squid puffs

When you eat to much dick and everything is a metaphor for dicks
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Squid

Atlanta slang for a big headed female that sleeps with multiple men and or women
She really f*cked Jamal even tho she with Chris , dawg she a squid
by zone6zay June 18, 2018
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