squid load

When you put a squid in your urethrae and participate in lewd actions with a woman. Upon reaching orgasm, the squid is ejected from your penis, leaving your partner with partially cooked sashimi.

Yo, I gave my girlfriend a huge squid load last night. She wasn't very hungry so she just threw the squid away.

by ejewbod March 02, 2018

Squid in lungs

When your girlfriend / boyfriend is asleep and you force feed them squid but shove it down into there lungs instead of there stomach

Did you hear last week Jason force fed his girlfriend guusje squid when she was asleep she died of squid in lungs

by Jason&guusje July 19, 2022

squid octo

a weeb

people who like squid octo's content are weebs

by vausey9 March 24, 2021

squiding

talking to someone then falling asleep while you are doing it

other uses
pulling a squid
to squid

"We were talking last night but then Jack started squiding"

by superSquid08 January 14, 2018

Squiding

When 2 men scissor their butt holes

I did some squiding with your dad last night!

by PussySlayerXX69420 December 28, 2024

certified squid

A certified loser

Shut up you certified squid.

by December 07, 2023

fat squid

A kind and Caring person with an excessive eating habit. Generally Very Unintelligent. Taking Credit for Random Coincidences

"You did nothing you fat squid!"said the man when his partner took credit for saving the day

by motherfuhrer August 21, 2017