The guy with the biggest dick of the world he is a future millionaire and he has 100 girlfriends he also fucks your wife
(And Andreas)
(And Andreas)
by Samu nigga November 22, 2021
Get the Samuelmug. 
Samuel
Noun (UK Slang)
A type of irresistible, cream-filled puff pastry that is commonly savored as a naughty indulgence in the United Kingdom, despite its detrimental effects on one's diet or waistline.
Often used as a metaphor to represent anything that brings immense pleasure but is deemed as a guilty pleasure due to its perceived negative consequences.
Note: The term is derived from the name 'Samuel', though the reasons for this association remain unclear. It may be related to a popular baker or brand, a cultural reference, or a popular cellist named Samuel with affiliation to Wimbledon, London.
Did you know?
Much like how the phrase 'guilty pleasure' signifies something that one enjoys despite feeling that it is not generally held in high regard, 'a Samuel' has become a synonym for a delicious but naughty indulgence, especially among Brits.
Noun (UK Slang)
A type of irresistible, cream-filled puff pastry that is commonly savored as a naughty indulgence in the United Kingdom, despite its detrimental effects on one's diet or waistline.
Often used as a metaphor to represent anything that brings immense pleasure but is deemed as a guilty pleasure due to its perceived negative consequences.
Note: The term is derived from the name 'Samuel', though the reasons for this association remain unclear. It may be related to a popular baker or brand, a cultural reference, or a popular cellist named Samuel with affiliation to Wimbledon, London.
Did you know?
Much like how the phrase 'guilty pleasure' signifies something that one enjoys despite feeling that it is not generally held in high regard, 'a Samuel' has become a synonym for a delicious but naughty indulgence, especially among Brits.
After a long day at work, I couldn't resist the temptation and succumbed to a sinful Samuel from the local bakery.
by YourLondon June 22, 2023
Get the Samuelmug. Damn a "Samuel" is the litest thing on planet earth. Ya know the great wall of china? He built it, and the the Egyptian pyramids too!!! His dick is so damn long, he measured the depth of the Mariana trench with it. Big Bang? It was his idea... So be proud of you, if you know one!
by Roll_ing January 9, 2019
Get the Samuelmug. A school full of the most brain dead idoits ever, when you attend u wish you stayed in the other schools. Not as bad as Lidenwold but very close. The teachers get pregnat every chance they get and miss half the school year and whats called a "pep rally" is really some dumbass kids just sitting there with thier hands under their ass. The "win the day saying "is bullshit because after going to one bad school you either go to Sterling or Lindenwold which isnt any better really. The basketball team was good for one year, the baseball team is for some dumbass reason good every year, and the soccer teams are playing against teams from school who dont know what 1+1 is(Magnolia). Every year 90% of the students still think that the word "oof" is funny
by Ajegsndjs February 6, 2023
Get the Samuel S Yellinmug. James Samuel Gallegos Jr is guy that is white he plays clash royal everyday and needs to get his rizz up, he also plays fortnite and is in love with gisselle but is rizzing up halo just for the fun of it and needs a better haircut.
by fartgot September 21, 2022
Get the James Samuel Gallegos Jrmug. 
Get the Samuelmug.