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Father

An organism that leaves for milk and never comes back.
My father left for milk wonder when he is gonna come back?
by Dickriderking May 11, 2021
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Your father

The guy who will never come back, I know you searched this because you misss your father, do you need help? we can talk.
by BIGSHOT1997 April 10, 2022
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Father of all Motherfuckers

An album released by Green Day can be easily recognized by the unicorn on the album cover. The main theme of this album is indie rock, or most likely horny.
Graffitia is my favourite song off Father of All Motherfuckers
by worldfamousdish June 4, 2024
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Eskimo Father

Hey Josh, I fucked your mom last night so from now on you can refer to me as Eskimo father.
by league fan August 29, 2013
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Bob's father

What example? Bob's father doesn't exist.
by Babatunde! February 25, 2023
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father figure

a figure who acts like a male parent those without one are mostly roasted and called "fatherless"
your a cowboys fan get a father figure before talking
by lolyourtrash March 8, 2023
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I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it
"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"
by LLBDAB June 1, 2021
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