sponge drive

One's brain, or, more specifically, one's collection of memories (and capacity for additional memories). An allusion to the notion that one's mind is like a sponge.

cf. hard drive, floppy drive, thumb drive

"I can’t remember much more... Hard drives nearing full. Sponge drive doesn’t work so well for digital assets."

by subpixel April 25, 2009

sponge it

To not hedge your risk; a universal finance term oftenly used by traders to inform salespeople to absorb the risk and do nothing. Also a code word that signals it is time to panic.

"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait...what is he talking about? Is he calling me useless? I'm too afraid to ask...yup I'm screwed."

by Moyka July 17, 2017

sponge bob foam heels!

a person who's heels (shoes) are made of thick foam

mary with her strap up sandles and her thermal
socks "sponge bob foam heels!"

by Laura Dunphy December 19, 2007

spong mincer

A person showing signs of sun normal human ability and intelligence ,especially with impaired walking.

That Wayne Rooney is a great spong mincer!

by Soup Dragon November 20, 2017

Spong

Dumb ass ginger hoe called halli

halli is a fucking “spong”

by Rj696951718 March 22, 2023

sponge monkey

when a girl is so much fatter than her partner that he/she flatlines while having sex

ajas such a sponge monkey!

by tenequia January 5, 2008

Treacle sponge

When you take a large watery shit on a sponge and you shove it up a girls vagina or a mans urethra

I gave Martha a treacle sponge last night

by Nullifiedgoose December 23, 2020