Fruit loops

Don’t type this in on pornhub or you will never want to eat fruit loops again

Kyle: dude did you see the video I sent you last night?

Jose: yep now i can never eat fruit loops again thanks dick sniffer

by XII-NOSKILLZ-IIX December 8, 2020

Doom Loop Exhaustion

Doom Loop Exhaustion (or DLE for short), is when a Doom Looper (someone who watches the same TV show on repeat) has exhausted a particular TV Series or Show to the point where classic jokes or moments don't barely muster a reaction out of them anymore.

Michael Scott; Gaba-Gool...
Doom Looper suffering from DLE; **silence**
Friend of Doom Looper; I think you're suffering from Doom Loop Exhaustion.

by Det. Lloyd Gross November 13, 2020

Doom Loop Delay

Doom Loop Delay (or DLD for short) is when a Doom Looper (someone who watches the same TV show over and over again) has been so entrenched in their Doom Loop, that they have become out of touch with current affairs & TV shows. Shows they haven't seen seem like they were released yesterday, although most non loopers have probably seen them already. There are varying degrees of DLD, from mild to severe.

Doom Looper in the year 2020; Hey friend, have you seen "Making a Murderer"? Its this CRAZY TV documentary show!
Friend of Doom Looper; Yeah, that came out like 4 years ago? Did you only just see that?
Doom Looper in the year 2020; Yeah I just finished it yesterday...

Friend of Doom Looper; What? What have you been doing?

Doom Looper in the year 2020; I was watching "The Office" for the 645th time...
Friend of Doom Looper; I think you're suffering from Doom Loop Delay.

Doom Looper in the year 2020; That's what she said.

by Det. Lloyd Gross November 13, 2020

Typo Loop

Typo Loop. When you make a simple mistake/typo or it is autocorrected and completely changes the meaning of you sentence, usually in a negative way. And in your rush to correct you error you make more mistake sin your rush to correct it. For example: When your comment on social media platform is misspelled or autocorrected (usually because you are in a rush, drunk, not paying full attention or all of the above), which you only see once it is live and then proceed to make several other mistakes or typos in your frantic rush to correct the first one. The final correction is usual in CAPs to emphasise the mistale... mishtake... MISTAKE. I would 100% agree with that... Woodn't... no ... NO, I WOULD NOT AGREE WITH FAT.... THAT

I wanted to say i was sorry but got caught in a typo loop trying to say sorry.

by Rugby Dave November 14, 2020

Froot Loops

Froot Loops, A food stuff used by Navy Seamen to assist in identifying homosexual navy officers.

Seaman 1: What do you have there?
Seaman 2: Oh, just a bowl of froot loops!
Seaman 1: Faggot

by The Origami Dealer November 28, 2020

Fruit-Loop Freak-Out

A fruit loop freak out is a category 5 freak out by a person who ia mentally unstable. Typically, a fruit-loop freak-out involves screaming, crying, threatening, and periodically stopping to screech "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FRUIT LOOPS?!?"

We all love fruit loops, but not so much as a fruit-loop freaker

He destroyed the house in a Fruit-Loop Freak-Out

by Wypipo whisperer November 29, 2020

The Conspiracy-Loop Argument

Every conspiracy theory can be presented as a conspiracy itself.

A: I'm telling you, there are aliens in Area 51, it's no conspiracy theory.
B: No, the conspiracy theory is a conspiracy theory, it's what they want you to think.
A: You are just using the Conspiracy-Loop Argument.

by Azshara October 24, 2020