auto-jizz

Verb
1. jizzing/o-ing purely by mental activity, no physical stimulus.

2. short moment of ecstasy (no actual jizz involved) brought on by extreme excitement, delicious food, extremely attractive people, etc...

Oh. My. God. I just saw my hott neighbor with no shirt on and I auto-jizzed.

That chocolate pastry was so good, I auto-jizzed right at the table.

by gladiusw February 16, 2010

super jizz

Def 1: When 5 or more men surround one girl and cum on her face at once. Usually the men are black, and the women is a small white bitch with giant knockers.
Def 2: When a man jizzes so much that it covers a girl's entire face.

Def 1: Dude, did you hear? Larry was part of a super jizz! He is SO lucky!
Def 2: Man, you wouldn't believe it! I had a SUPER JIZZ last night! It felt AWESOME.

by Natett September 18, 2007

prison jizz

The semen of a prisoner, It is excreted from a prisoner into the mouth and or anal passage of a fellow prisoner.

The fresh meat on the block got his fudge packed. He got the salty, unforgetable taste of prison jizz.

by Mohammed Baconballs September 26, 2006

jizz cannon

The male member,
Slang for a male whore.

I used my jizz cannon to cream her biscuit last night.
He is such a jizz cannon.

by Hutch April 23, 2003

Jizz Ball

When the coach comes up to the mound to talk to the infield and everyone circle jerks on the baseball until wet. This works effectively on the next pitch the pitcher throws.

Matt, freddy, rob, and luke sucked in the infield. So they huddled up and threw the JIZZ BALL to the next hitter.

by Matt and Freddy April 8, 2008

jizz mopper

The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.

The Jizz-Mopper needed someone to scrape the crust from the 4" heels while she squeegeed the lens.

by Axa September 16, 2005

Vampire Jizz

Sparkles!

Bella "You should of seen edward last night..he vampire jizz so hard rainbows came out"

by TGSwag September 16, 2010