Zoe 

The rudest most boring girl anyone has every met, she won’t crack a smile, she won’t laugh, if you tell her something funny she’ll give you a weird look and judge you, the only thing she does is talk about her boyfriend which in fact no one cares about.

Me: Hey Zoe wanna hear a joke?
Zoe: ……

Zoe by Beautiful poison tree. March 5, 2024

Zoë 

Typically introverted. Often very strong and very pretty, but she is probably very insecure/self-conscious. She often has greyish bluish eyes, but may be found with brown eyes. She will beat someone’s ass if she needs to and can come up with a roast very quickly. She may have brunette or brown hair. If you are losing in an argument, add her in. She is often romantic and loyal in relationships. She will blow you off for a new tv show. She has very dark humour.

Person 1: „crap, im losing this argument!“
Person 2: „add zoë!“
P1: „ok…“
Zoë: „no im watching Netflix stop recommending me to other people 🙄“

Zoë by Zoëëë!!!!!!! May 9, 2024

Zoe 

a mommy dommy that makes chicken nuggets and is jealous all the time

"That girl is such a ZOE"

Zoe by BearBoy1 May 18, 2024

Zoe 

When you meet a Zoe, you might find them a bit awkward or even silly, but once you get to know them you will notice what a kind, fun-loving and motherly character they have.
A Zoe is one of the best people to be friends with, as they will always try their best to make sure you aare loved and taken care of.
Zoe might have their own struggles, but will always put helping someone else first.
They might seem very extroverted and open, but really they don't really tell people much, apart from their closest friends and family.
This person will go to all lengths to protect and defend you, even if it means punching someone in the mouth.

Girl 1: Hey bro, i heard you got a Girlfreind now.
Boy 1:Yeah i do, her names Zoe, i think you know her.
Girl 1:I do!
Girl 2:Me to, she's such a good friend to me

Zoe by TGIF.com August 19, 2024

Zoe 

1) Haitian kreyol word for bone; 2) Strong Haitian bones; 3) Haitian big dick; 4) bad to the bone; 5) Haiti is in my D.N.A.; 6) Love for your Haitian people, the country of Haiti and the Haitian culture. - {plural: Zoes}

1) All Zoes are Haitian, but not every Haitian a Zoe; 2) With them Wicks like that, he has to be a Zoe.

Zoe by Zoette August 31, 2024

Zoe 

A girl who is always the tallest out of every one from a friend group, caring, loving, has strict parents, but still loves hanging out with people, always kind, might seem quite and royal at first, but after u befriend them. Ur gonna have another baby girl always beside u

Person 1: Can we go shopping?
Zoe: BET.

Zoe by anonymous September 10, 2024

Zoe 

A person that makes you go: "God damn, she is sweet and funny."

Also great at basketball, unless she misses the season due to injuries.

Wow, what a catch, she's an absolute Zoe

Zoe by astro_anton November 6, 2024