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zombie racket

weapon of choice used for most teenage zombie slayers

The weird shaped racket used to sqash those pesky zombies roaming to EAT YOUR BRAINSSSS!!!!!!

The racket used to crack apart zombie balls that tend to fall off once they are dead.
"Watch out for that ZOMBIE!"
"Don't worry, I have my zombie racket!"

"Hey Becca, have you seen my zombie racket?"

"Watch out for those Zombies they might rape you"
"Zombie racket to the balls"
by Gorgondopalus May 12, 2010
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zombie tree

if a zombie bites a tree that tree will get the zombie virus and will grow legs from its roots arms from its branches and a mouth somewhere on the trunk, if this tree produces fruit then the fruit will also be evil zombie fruits.
guy 1: why is that tree running towards me
guy2: that is a zombie tree
mugGet the zombie treemug.

Zombie eye

You're having sex and your partners glass eye pops out so you pull out and forcefully ejaculate into their empty eye socket
She would have made her interview but I gave her the zombie eye
by Blissfulbro May 23, 2016
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Zombie

Something that eats you in your sleep, man.
by Dude40AssWhole January 29, 2009
mugGet the Zombiemug.

cigarette zombie

-A person, normally under the age of 18, who incessantly asks to bum cigarettes or asks for someone of legal age to purchase cigarettes for them.

-They extend their open hand like a zombie. Instead of 'brains,' they groan, 'cigarette'.

-Found often at skate spots, the mall, or hanging around elementary and middle schools which they no longer go to.
Rob: Have you seen Noah lately?
Bob: Yeah, I left his ass at the gas station when he wouldn't stop asking me to get him cigarettes yesterday.
Rob: I told you to never give him any. He's turned into a cigarette zombie. And he use to be such a good kid.
by lunaticxparade August 14, 2009
mugGet the cigarette zombiemug.

zombie cough

When you hear someone coughing and think it sounds like something that could start the Zombie Apocalypse.
Last night I went to the store and everyone was Zombie Coughing and had to get out of there before I caught the plague.
by Brook Byrnes March 28, 2017
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WoW Zombie

When some is so enthralled with their World of Warcraft session that they barely, if at all, respond to any outside stimuli; Relentlessly pursuing their virtual quests like Zombies to brains.
Jay: "Hey Sam what you wanna get into tonight, party or something?"

Sam: ..... "Need more DPS...damage dispelled!"

Jay: "Sheesh, dudes turnin WoW Zombie on me already."
by SoPhonic August 12, 2011
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