I know you are but what am i

Oh haha, very funny you're not creative enough to come up with an insult.

John: you're so fat and ugly
Billy: I know you are but what am I?
John:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Wsaop December 6, 2021

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I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that

Go fuck yourself and die.

A retard "I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that!"

Hym "I feel like 'pedantic' is the right word here. That's what you're doing. And you're conflating what I said about how I think which the the thing I'm talking about. This is why Atheists are pieces of shit. Pedantic. Smug. Self-Righteous. Garbage."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2025

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you know what they say about nickels and strange occurences

This is a phrase based on the iconic Doofenshmirtz phrase, "Wow, if I had a nickel for the every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?" The phrase is not only a shortening of the phrase, but makes it easy to add to a conversation without jumpcutting to "haha funny reference".

Dude, this girl fell in love with me, dumped me, forgot she dated me, fell in love with me again, and dumped me AGAIN! Sigh, you know what they say about nickels and strange occurences...

by Nurfgal December 16, 2025

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You know my body

Im him in 12 year old terms

Little brother catches a w
“you know my body”

by bussbuss May 9, 2024

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If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

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