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Grumpy Woman

"Americans are upstarts"

"Stop saying that, grumpy woman!"
by Grumpy Woman September 15, 2009
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Woman in PHLEGM

Similar to Woman in STEM, but PHLEGM stands for Philosophy, History, Latin, English, Greek and Music.
So basically just Woman in STEM but for the humanities.
Got an A* in my English essay, I’m such a Woman in PHLEGM
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windmill woman

A woman who pleasures herself on a swinging roller coaster and climaxes as the ride swings to the highest point.
"Dad, why is water falling from that ride?"
"Oh, there must be a windmill woman riding it."
"Dad, what's a windmill woman?"
"Your mother."
by ZakkTheSneak April 19, 2018
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waste woman

by EXCUSEMEBITCH April 27, 2020
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pretty woman

To not kiss on the mouth at all when having sex. Named from the line in the movie "Pretty Woman" when Julia Roberts who plays a prostitute tells Richard Gere her only rule is that she doesn't kiss on the mouth.
Hey, let's do it pretty woman. I have a big week at work and can't afford to get sick.
by ripcityswagger September 12, 2010
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Crusty woman

A crusty woman is a woman whos vagina is crusty, meaning dry and hard. The crusty word comes from the reassamblance that the genital has to a scab.
John, why the fuck would you get laid with a crusty woman. That’s like fucking a scab!
by Penis the school shooter October 4, 2018
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Whiskey Woman

The best Woman in the world. She will hang with you when she is bored, text you inappropriately and send you confusing messages via social media. She's the most fun you're ever gonna have if you catch her smiling, if she's not smiling look away she's not to be messed with. She burns hot but she is cold as ice. Keep her glass full because she is thirsty.
If you got yourself a Whiskey Woman you're in for fun. Just don't piss her off she will give ya a blackeye!
by Happy Camper 1985 June 26, 2017
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