omelette smile

Omelette smiles are where the muscles of the face contract and work against each other, bunching up the face and managing a contorted smile, as to cover for the fact that someone is sexually embarrassed and wants to pass it off as if they are OK.

Chick kept lookin' in my direction, so I walked over to show her what's up. Fuck, got over there to see this bodacious omelette smile - I bet that bitch ain't been laid in 15 years.

by ecaleohs April 21, 2009

Fart and Smile

Slang name for a grocery store chain and a fun thing to do.

I went to Fart and Smile and bought a hundred pounds of beans.

by lovetosurve October 9, 2019

fuck smile

The act of being fucked so good, the person has a perminate smile on their face.

Dynelle fucked me so good that I went back to the office with the biggest fuck smile on my face.

by Petepablo January 13, 2014

tard smile

Looking retarded when you smile.

That girl has a tard smile.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

Tiny Smile

The smile a certain person produces everytime another certain person does or says something that makes them happy.

Steven: "I love you"
Brittany: *Tiny smiles*

by Super Saiyan Steve November 9, 2007

Chimpanzee Smile

The most radiant expression of joy any primate can exhibit.

The lights dimmed, brad postured himself on one knee and presented a tiny crush velvet box to Stacey. The one time whore was so overcome with emotion that her lips parted from ear to ear presenting one of the most gorgeous chimpanzee smiles in God's creation.

by m o g w a i June 27, 2007

contagious smile

A euphemism for "herpes" in personal ads.

I have herpes, so I only look for personal ads that say "contagious smile".

by FredDill August 11, 2010