One Wipe Tuesday

This is to be celebrated on the second Tuesday of every year. After taking a poop on this special day, you wipe your butt once, and only once. No exceptions. It doesn’t matter how large or smelly the poop is, you only wipe once.

Brett: Oh my god! Why do you smell like shit?!
Cameron: It’s one wipe Tuesday! Don’t tell me you’ve been wiping more than once!

by blaneficker January 12, 2021

wind x wipe

when you squirt windex up your butt because your too lazy to wipe

jamal is a dirty little roach, he did that wind x wipe

by fiyateeth March 13, 2009

Lyrical Ass-wipe

A person who pretends to like music based on the musical quality, when truly they just like the song because the words are catchy or semi-funny.

LA-w "Dude, I really enjoy Poker Face by Lady Gaga for the quality of the electro-synchronization."
Me "quit being such a lyrical ass-wipe"

by TrickyDick69er February 4, 2010

lanky ass wipe

When you wipe you ass but theres still a long piece of crap half hanging out

FUCK, our shitty roomate is being a lanky ass wipe again!

by JustinGardener October 1, 2017

one-wipe wonder

the rare occasion when you take a shit and only have to wipe once

Friend: well you weren't in there for long
Me: it was a one-wipe wonder

by Rammit Inmah Asshol May 18, 2017

Wiping a brown marker

When you're wiping your ass and it never seems to stop.

Last night, I was wiping a brown marker for fifteen minutes.

by Ghettomemester May 26, 2017

Ass Wipe Paper

Another way to say toilet paper

I need some ass wipe paper

by (534nz4)(20th century, +85 years) February 1, 2008