the curse of a thousand wipes

The poop that never comes off your ass

I have benn plagued by the curse of a thousand wipes

by Poopguy12 September 7, 2020

ghetto wet wipe

When you have a raw asshole or you're just environmental so you fold some TP over 3 times and put a little spittle on it to wipe your ass with a moist cloth rather than raw TP.

Wet wives clog the drains, even the flushable ones, so I use the ghetto wet wipe.

by brosefballin February 25, 2020

fucken ass wipe

This person doesn't care about anyone else but themselves. They treat others like shit and don't care about the feelings of others as long as they get what they want.

Look at that fucken ass wipe on his cell phone racing up to the stop sign looking like he's going to blow through it. He doesn't even care that I had to slam on my brakes thinking he wasn't going to stop.

by jimmybomm June 22, 2021

wind x wipe

when you squirt windex up your butt because your too lazy to wipe

jamal is a dirty little roach, he did that wind x wipe

by fiyateeth March 13, 2009

Wiping a brown marker

When you're wiping your ass and it never seems to stop.

Last night, I was wiping a brown marker for fifteen minutes.

by Ghettomemester May 26, 2017

Lyrical Ass-wipe

A person who pretends to like music based on the musical quality, when truly they just like the song because the words are catchy or semi-funny.

LA-w "Dude, I really enjoy Poker Face by Lady Gaga for the quality of the electro-synchronization."
Me "quit being such a lyrical ass-wipe"

by TrickyDick69er February 4, 2010

Ass Wipe Paper

Another way to say toilet paper

I need some ass wipe paper

by (534nz4)(20th century, +85 years) February 1, 2008