Lawn Wax

1: A spray bottle used to smooth out an area of grass.
2: A state of confusion/panic due to an unknown context or unplanned event.

I kept losing my things due to the Lawn Wax that was this "road trip".

by Minty_Mechanic April 9, 2022

Waxing

Waxing is when a waiter/waitress/chef sneakily rubs a customer's food (such as a burger) between their ass cheeks and serves it to the customer. Usually is a result of a complicated order or rude customer.

Waiter: The guy who made this order is a total A$$hole, make sure to give his food a thorough waxing!

Chef:Will do!

by Jellontheinternet May 30, 2018

Wax Eye Cereal Killers

Written and painted by rock poster, Garbage Pail Kids/ Wacky Packages artist Joe Simko, this card set mixes iconic cereal box art with popular horror films

Wax Eye Cereal Killers 1st Series Trading Cards From A Sealed Unsearched Case

by Wendysfg May 26, 2023

Puts the crazy on the chain wax

When something is really nuts and it's hard to explain.

Bruh, stop eating your boogers, it puts the crazy on the chain wax.

by DandyDeluxe December 12, 2016

waxing the boards

verb// visiting a message board, and participating in it's undertakings.

I am waxing the boards as we speak.

by Jake O. August 2, 2008

moone waxing around

Idk

Moone waxing around

by Love j gf e February 8, 2023

Wax Your Beagle

The act of waxing your Beagle dates back to the renessaince when men would dip there genitals into a crude tar to a boil. The often painful process was the first recorded attempts of removing one's pubic hair. Any shaving or waxing of the genitals is known as "Waxing Your Beagle". The term Beagle was given specifically to a males member by French aristocrats and was found in recordings dating as far back as 1476.

First date:
Guy: "So do you wax your beagles or keep it natural."

Girl: "Do what?"

by Btbamtbdm November 8, 2017