The Local Bo-Watch

Meeting someone with a bizzare quirk or general idiocy, and then telling your freinds about them later, simmilar to bitching behind someones back

Why is that guy banging his head on a tree?
Best inform the local Bo-Watch

by The Local Bo-watch July 6, 2008

Watch the Reno sunset

Taken from S3E1 of Arrested Development, "watching the Reno sunset" means a man waiting for his erection to subside before moving to avoid drawing attention to his boner.

Friend 1: I was so embarassed after my date.
Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1: I got a boner, and didn't have time to watch the reno sunset before she noticed.

by fishmans March 25, 2020

Watch me Clutch

It is said in a video game, where a person who is gonna clutch the game, but fails miserably

Gamer 1 : Bro watch me clutch this
Gamer 2: Bet
Gamer 1 : *Gets obliterated*

by SkadialForeheadMan November 21, 2021

Golden Frog Watch

A particular, horrible sexual term that can mean so many inappropriate things. Mainly directed to a girl eating lunch with a group of friends. The girl that the term is directed to is not personal, but true. It involves anybody using frogs to get high during sex. The frogs must be of high price hence to word "Golden". While high, the users, or user, will use the frog to fill any hole not occupied with the mans penis. Many frogs can be used more than once. The word "watch" does not mean seeing, but it actually means like a wristwatch. After experiencing orgasm, or more commonly known as, "Jizzin on dat hoe", you would wipe up the semen with the watch, and the girl would then slide the watch on her wrist and say, "This cum drippin down ma wrist is a signal for me to go. The frog must stay in, or on the empty "hole" until she gets in the car. That is a golden frog watch.

"Me and Jenny had the nicest Golden Frog Watch last Night"
or
"Im sorry sir, your wife died from the golden frog watch."

by TheBigBalledBabyBackBiotch May 7, 2013

Whale Watch Whiteout

While having sex with a fat chick one makes whale noises then proceedes to ejaculate on her face and scream "WHALE WATCH WHITOUUUT!!!" This is usually reserved for "bag it and tag it" girls, not one you wish to pursue a relationship with.

"WHALE WATCH WHITEOUT" Ewwwww GRANT what did you just DO to me?

by What Grant did to her May 13, 2011

Congo Wrist Watch

Wrapping the shaft of one's penis over one's wrist, creating the illusion that one is wearing a flesh colored wrist watch. The goal is to get someone to stare in confusion until they realize they are staring at your schlong.

Hey, do you know what time it is? Sure let me just take a look at my congo wrist watch.

by T Biz Rockahara August 5, 2011

watch dog report

Watch dog report, Hypixels cancer anti-cheat that bans legit players and leaves the rest to bhop on uhc, seriously just buy gcheat

he's bhopping watch dog report him

by DoorPvP June 26, 2017