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Woke

Anything that is even mildly progressive that the American right doesn't like.

Examples:
Disney - Had a LGBT background character a few times.
Bud Light - Sponsored a trans woman once.
Target - Had pride merch in June once again just like every year, but it was only this year that conservatives made a fuss about it.
M&Ms - Temporarily changed the design of the green M&M as a marketing stunt in order to distract from their allegations of child slavery.
"M&Ms is so woke they changed the GREEN M&MS SHOES!!! Damn liberals at it again!"
"You know that N&Ms has been accused of child slavery? That this is all just a distraction?"
"Shut up wokie!"
by KrimsonKatt August 16, 2023
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Woke

While most of the youth use this term to describe someone who is cool and “dripped out”, I use it in a different sense. Personally, I use it to describe someone who is aware of the world. For example, if someone is knowledgeable on climate change or racial/social issues and is aware that these issues are indeed issues, they would be considered woke.
Jesse Pinkman: Who is more woke: that bitch ass chimpmunk Alvin or Zendaya?

Walter White: Most likely Zendaya. She is a real person and has experienced real discrimination.

Jesse Pinkman: But, Yo! He’s a chipmunk! Wouldn’t he be discriminated against?

Walter White: I don’t know Jesse, let’s get back to work.

Jesse Pinkman: Come on, Mr. White, can we have some fun? You’re like so old dude!
by waterproofcans February 20, 2023
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Wokeness

A popular philosophy commonly associated with social justice that views materialistic power as the central motivation for all human relationships. It is commonly associated with post-modernism and critical theory.
The politicians are arguing over wokeness again!
by BrunoJonesky June 17, 2023
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Woke

A word used by uneducated to describe things they are afraid of eg: Women’s rights, Trans people, how attracted they are to trans people, the educated.
The woke left
by Ronald J.A. Drump October 6, 2025
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Woke

A term used by people who wish that rampant racism, homophobia and misogyny was still socially acceptable
Tom complained about Disney World being woke when they started removing dated cultural depictions
by GaelicSoxFan April 17, 2021
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woke-avist

A woke activist. Someone who is so progressive and is obnoxious in their extreme social justice beliefs as it pertains to leftist ideologies.

They will continue to "educate" you about how others' beliefs and opinions need to change to "progress humanity forwards". Which means that anybody elses points of views/opinions are unacceptable forms of hate speech if they don't align with their ideologies...aka extreme left-wing.
Man did you hear her talk all night, she's such a woke-avist!
by Curve Baller March 19, 2023
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Woke

When you're aware of dank memes and know what's going on
by Staywokekids December 6, 2018
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