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Alaskan wet wipe

The act of ejaculating on a tissue, freezing it and using it as an ice pack.
John fell down stairs last night when he was drunk so I gave him an alaskan wet wipe to help his wounds.
by Wet wiper October 16, 2021
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Wiping a brown marker

When you're wiping your ass and it never seems to stop.
by Ghettomemester May 26, 2017
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the curse of a thousand wipes

The poop that never comes off your ass
I have benn plagued by the curse of a thousand wipes
by Poopguy12 September 7, 2020
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ghetto wet wipe

When you have a raw asshole or you're just environmental so you fold some TP over 3 times and put a little spittle on it to wipe your ass with a moist cloth rather than raw TP.
Wet wives clog the drains, even the flushable ones, so I use the ghetto wet wipe.
by brosefballin February 25, 2020
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One Wipe Tuesday

This is to be celebrated on the second Tuesday of every year. After taking a poop on this special day, you wipe your butt once, and only once. No exceptions. It doesn’t matter how large or smelly the poop is, you only wipe once.
Brett: Oh my god! Why do you smell like shit?!
Cameron: It’s one wipe Tuesday! Don’t tell me you’ve been wiping more than once!
by blaneficker January 12, 2021
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Lyrical Ass-wipe

A person who pretends to like music based on the musical quality, when truly they just like the song because the words are catchy or semi-funny.
LA-w "Dude, I really enjoy Poker Face by Lady Gaga for the quality of the electro-synchronization."
Me "quit being such a lyrical ass-wipe"
by TrickyDick69er February 4, 2010
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