The web

What you used to get here to this app.

I'm going to go to YouTube on the web.

by Lord bardock July 27, 2022

Spider Webbing

Spider webbing is the act of cumming on a man's beard. This can be either done in a pattern or a straight shot, otherwise known as Charlotte's cumshot.

Person 1: "I am going to fuck the shit out of your stupid face you dirty man slut."
Person 2: "I want you to cover my face in your spider webbing while you tell me how small my cock is"
Person 3: "Im going to shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole"

by Cervix-cumtardi July 14, 2024

world spider web

The searchable web excavated by means of spiders

A spider sat beside her as she searched the world spider web with the use of spiders.

by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009

Spread the Web

Early morning need for a man to stretch and pull on his nut sack. This sometimes result in a moist/warm nut sack looking like a web being spread apart...hence Spread the Web

Early each morning, Bill felt the need to spread the web before he got his cup of coffee.

by Captain Duder April 19, 2012

web speed

Actual transfer speed between your computer and the server you are downloading from. Not to be confused with connection speed.

i made this up but it sounds smart?

by darthjesus June 29, 2004

Web Content Editor

Web content editors organize, produce, edit and publish multiple forms of digital media online. Including but not limited to story/information, video and imagery.

Editors typically work as part of a Web professional team with content creator's, page designers, social media mangers and webmasters.

Web content editors additionally monitor site analytics for planning and strategy to tailor future publishing goals.

"I tried to get my content published on Pop Culture Modernization but the web content editor is a prick." Source: Pop-culturemod on snapchat.

by Pop Culture Modernization September 4, 2016

Madame Web

The worst comic book movie since The Smurfs 2. Possibly the worst widely released movie ever created. It's so bad, it'll make you want to go to the Amazon and get bitten by millions of Brazilian Wondering Spiders right before you die instead of watching this trash a second time.

Person 1: Madame Web is the worst movie ever.
Person 2: Let's watch Morbius like real men. It's Morbin' time!

by CrazyCockatoo2003 March 7, 2024