vag mouth

that fishy breath you taste after eating out a gross whore.

damn whats that smell? im sorry man courtney gave me a serious case of vag mouth

by Furry Nipples April 24, 2011

Vag mouth

The worst affliction known to man, when you wake up the morning after a heavy night out with a bird beside you and your breath stinks of vag. Cases of phantom vag mouth have also been reported, when you don't actually go down a bird but you still wake up with vag mouth.

David awoke with an almighty Big Bertha next him and could smell his vag mouth.

by Thebirdpuller January 01, 2014

Escher vag

A vag which seems to fold in on itself endlessly breaking all laws of vaginal physics. Usually found during a Double Chunk.

"Look deeply in to my Escher vag and be not afraid for I have swallowed many a mortal man; penis."

by Dirtsnergerler July 04, 2015

Vag-factor

Being or acting like a hormonal girl on her rag.

Being bitchy, squirrel-y, etc.

Wow, she's being the ultimate vag-factor today.

by Swisherina October 19, 2010

Vag Daps

Thrusting your pelvis at the pelvis of another in womanly celebration.

"vag daps all around"

OMG, those are some great new shoes.....VAG DAP!

by digitaldaggers July 14, 2010

vag gap

space between inner thigh leg and underwear

She had a vag gap right up to her g-string.

by begood December 11, 2014

vag-tag

A vag-tag is a tattoo on woman's vagina. It is most commonly found on cheap porn stars, dumb models (therefore all models), and sad old clown hookers.

Man 1: I was about to totally wreck this cougar, but then I saw it.
Man 2: Saw what?
Man 1: HER VAG-TAG!

by Kellyrippa June 09, 2011