Vag Shrapnel

The result of having sex with a woman whilst unaware that she is on her period; though she may or may not be aware of the fact.

person 1: Man, my boxers are covered in Vag Shrapnel.
person 2: Did she know she was on her period?
person 1: She laughed when i noticed...
person 2: Wicked.

by luyox November 14, 2009

vag mouth

that fishy breath you taste after eating out a gross whore.

damn whats that smell? im sorry man courtney gave me a serious case of vag mouth

by Furry Nipples May 15, 2011

vag gap

space between inner thigh leg and underwear

She had a vag gap right up to her g-string.

by begood December 12, 2014

Vag Nog

The mixture of a womans vaganal secretions and a man's semen when it pours out after intercourse.

When I went down on her after sex, she gave me a mouth full of vag nog.

by Chelsea Buford December 12, 2017

Vag-abond

A man or woman who has a lot of vaginal visitation, and who never stays in monogamous relationships for a lengthy amount of time. Pronounced "vaj-a-bond".

Me: I am really falling hard for Margaret, but I do worry about the number of dudes around around town who have hit that.

Tbone:. Yeah, she definitely lives the vag-abond lifestyle. A port for any ship in a storm.

by TheCav August 16, 2019

dusty vag

1) wiping your vag with dusty toilet paper
2) not having sex for an extended period of time

1) they made a toilet paper pyramid and it gave them all dusty vag when they left it for too long....
2) ew! she had such dusty vag. it was about time she got laid...

by blondegirl22 October 3, 2011

Ponging Vag

1. When one devours you with the disgusting odour of their vagina.
2.When a female's genitals send out and unpleasant stench, and their being a possibilty she hasn't washed herself in a while.

Her: Baby i want you to go down on me tonight!
Him: Not with that bloody ponging vag by urself a douche!

by bathion January 16, 2008