by begood December 12, 2014
Get the vag gapmug. Meme:
“Woman: I’ll give you 100$ to watch vag wars
Me:(insert funny image here)”
Joshua: imma look it up
Charles: NO DONT DO IT
Quandale dingle: I’m coming to pick you up to bring you to a mental institution
“Woman: I’ll give you 100$ to watch vag wars
Me:(insert funny image here)”
Joshua: imma look it up
Charles: NO DONT DO IT
Quandale dingle: I’m coming to pick you up to bring you to a mental institution
by Abradolf linkler April 25, 2022
Get the vag warsmug. 1) they made a toilet paper pyramid and it gave them all dusty vag when they left it for too long....
2) ew! she had such dusty vag. it was about time she got laid...
2) ew! she had such dusty vag. it was about time she got laid...
by blondegirl22 October 3, 2011
Get the dusty vagmug. (n) {in the case of female correcting female} One who patiently and thoroughly identifies all faults no matter how insignificant the matter may be.
Usually a best friend.
(n) {in the case of female correcting male} A female coming off as witty and irresistibly attractive even though she can be annoying in the moment by being unreasonably logical and over explanatory.
Involves the correction of a counterpart known as a dumb-dick.
Usually a best friend.
(n) {in the case of female correcting male} A female coming off as witty and irresistibly attractive even though she can be annoying in the moment by being unreasonably logical and over explanatory.
Involves the correction of a counterpart known as a dumb-dick.
Girl1: I don't think I understand that song.
Girl2: And I though I was the blonde.
Girl1: You are, but you're also a Smarty-Vag!
Girl2: C: You really think so?!
Dude1: So I can't complete a sentence anymore without my girlfriend correcting me.
Dude2: Sounds like she's a real smarty-vag. I don't know if I could handle that...
Dude1: I don't know what it is man. She's a mind ninja or something. I can't resist.
Dude2: She have any friends?
Girl2: And I though I was the blonde.
Girl1: You are, but you're also a Smarty-Vag!
Girl2: C: You really think so?!
Dude1: So I can't complete a sentence anymore without my girlfriend correcting me.
Dude2: Sounds like she's a real smarty-vag. I don't know if I could handle that...
Dude1: I don't know what it is man. She's a mind ninja or something. I can't resist.
Dude2: She have any friends?
by Bitty3oh3 September 14, 2012
Get the Smarty-Vagmug. A vag-tag is a tattoo on woman's vagina. It is most commonly found on cheap porn stars, dumb models (therefore all models), and sad old clown hookers.
Man 1: I was about to totally wreck this cougar, but then I saw it.
Man 2: Saw what?
Man 1: HER VAG-TAG!
Man 2: Saw what?
Man 1: HER VAG-TAG!
by Kellyrippa December 3, 2011
Get the vag-tagmug. The worst affliction known to man, when you wake up the morning after a heavy night out with a bird beside you and your breath stinks of vag. Cases of phantom vag mouth have also been reported, when you don't actually go down a bird but you still wake up with vag mouth.
by Thebirdpuller January 1, 2014
Get the Vag mouthmug. A man or woman who has a lot of vaginal visitation, and who never stays in monogamous relationships for a lengthy amount of time. Pronounced "vaj-a-bond".
Me: I am really falling hard for Margaret, but I do worry about the number of dudes around around town who have hit that.
Tbone:. Yeah, she definitely lives the vag-abond lifestyle. A port for any ship in a storm.
Tbone:. Yeah, she definitely lives the vag-abond lifestyle. A port for any ship in a storm.
by TheCav August 16, 2019
Get the Vag-abondmug.