Uncle Puzel

A name given to a balding man found in the company of children. At first glance, it appears he is looking after them in a guardian like fashion, but on further investigation however, he is actually a child molester. The name derived from the word "Bamboozle". To bamboozle someone or to become bamboozled is to have something either made difficult, be misinformed, be led on to then have your plans crushed or to be confused or led astray. It can also be used when a person wrongs you. A well known phrase "Uncle Puzel, he loves to bamboozle" is used as a warning taught to children never to trust elderly men they don't know.
Child: Mum, an old man said he'd give me sweets if I showed him my pee-pee, but then he ran away!

Mum: Oh my God, Keilan! You must never trust an Uncle Puzel!
by M Pizzay in the Hizzay February 04, 2013
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molester uncle

The dirty uncle that has a thing for young children. Chooses to molest children from his own audacity.
My dirty molester uncle tried to touch my ass , he always does this!
by Turtle king indeed November 15, 2019
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Bourbon Uncle

The male version of your cool wine aunt. They don’t want any kids but, they want to spoil their nieces and nephews; living out their family child dynamic through them.
I know, by looking at him you wouldn’t think he’s a Bourbon Uncle. Jax looks so good with the kids and they love being around him and Veronica; their Wine Aunt but, neither want kids.
by Kittyslyfox February 13, 2022
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uncle bea

An older male who is going out with a girl much younger compared to him

A old rich man who's younger girlfriend has introduces as an Uncle to her friends

A Sugar Dad
When you are at the club and your girlfriends Uncle Bea buys you alcohol so they can cheat in peace
by Mwanafyale October 29, 2015
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Uncle Petey

Uncle Petey is that creepy guy, probably a total perv, likely into very inappropriate things. Touching little kids, animals, etc. He likely works in places that puts him close to these others. Somethings don’t make him a bad guy, but most do. Important to determine which make him a bad guy and which do not.
Oh look, Uncle Petey is back in the locker room, probably with his pants off.

Uncle Petey over there is a bad guy.
by DixGrits June 21, 2019
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Uncle Chester

Your abusive uncle who locks you up in the basement and beats you with a belt.
My uncle chester beats my ass everyday.
by I am Hitler July 31, 2019
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Uncle Touchy

When your uncle loves you too much & is down to love you even more.
I used to have an Uncle Mitch, then he was incarcerated, now he's Uncle Touchy.
by NikiNitro September 25, 2023
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