Uncle Scwag touched me.
by EstellaFross October 17, 2019
Usually that one loyal ass nigga who would ride for his bitch but ends up getting played anyway
Probably doesnt gaf bout what you think of him
Probably doesnt gaf bout what you think of him
by Truthspeaker 101 March 21, 2017
A name given to a balding man found in the company of children. At first glance, it appears he is looking after them in a guardian like fashion, but on further investigation however, he is actually a child molester. The name derived from the word "Bamboozle". To bamboozle someone or to become bamboozled is to have something either made difficult, be misinformed, be led on to then have your plans crushed or to be confused or led astray. It can also be used when a person wrongs you. A well known phrase "Uncle Puzel, he loves to bamboozle" is used as a warning taught to children never to trust elderly men they don't know.
Child: Mum, an old man said he'd give me sweets if I showed him my pee-pee, but then he ran away!
Mum: Oh my God, Keilan! You must never trust an Uncle Puzel!
Mum: Oh my God, Keilan! You must never trust an Uncle Puzel!
by M Pizzay in the Hizzay February 04, 2013
The dirty uncle that has a thing for young children. Chooses to molest children from his own audacity.
by Turtle king indeed November 15, 2019
An older male who is going out with a girl much younger compared to him
A old rich man who's younger girlfriend has introduces as an Uncle to her friends
A Sugar Dad
A old rich man who's younger girlfriend has introduces as an Uncle to her friends
A Sugar Dad
by Mwanafyale October 29, 2015
Uncle Petey is that creepy guy, probably a total perv, likely into very inappropriate things. Touching little kids, animals, etc. He likely works in places that puts him close to these others. Somethings don’t make him a bad guy, but most do. Important to determine which make him a bad guy and which do not.
Oh look, Uncle Petey is back in the locker room, probably with his pants off.
Uncle Petey over there is a bad guy.
Uncle Petey over there is a bad guy.
by DixGrits June 21, 2019
by I am Hitler July 31, 2019