stupid twat

A very foolish or vapid female. Usually very vain.

Look at that stupid twat in the BMW will you!

by Erik de Vries May 15, 2003

TWAT-TED

The definition of this word would be to get CRUNK, SMASHED, CUNT-TED or WASTE-TED!

"oh my gosh marie, you were TWAT-TED last night!"
"Come back to my room, i'm a virgin!"
"WTF, you're fekin TWAT-TED!"
TWAT-TED!
CUNT-TED!
WASTE-TED!

by annoymous ; ) October 18, 2007

twat

1.A vagina
2.A cretinous person
3.To strike someone(this definition is almost certainly of Northern English origin)

"Go on TWAT 'im,TWAT the cunt.

by mugwump November 13, 2004

troat

Slang pronunciation of "Throat". Derived from Carribbean patois (Jamaican).

"Yo guy, I'll cut your troat!"

by D-Money April 21, 2004

twat squat

the equivalent to the cock smack. When a female squats on a persons face and makes insertion of the noise while wet.

a girl gave me a twat squat and now all i smell is fish.

by wink1 December 6, 2011

Twizzler twat

The vagina of an obese woman that is so fat and nasty that it's all stuck together by the rolls of stomach and thigh fat. To get inside, you have to peel the vigina apart like you would a Twizzler.

Gertrude was so disgustingly fat that I had to pull apart her Twizzler twat just to get inside her.

by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007

four fingered twat twitcher

the act of stimulating the pussy and ass by twitching the index and middle finger of both hands, one in the pussy, one in the ass while making strange buzzing noises. Scrinching your face into the "bitter beer face" is not necessary but an optional crowd pleaser.

Santa surprised Mrs. Claus with the four fingered twat twitcher udner the holiday table.

by Twitchy Bitch December 27, 2008