Twilight Zoner

Someone who is either permanently or temporarily stuck in the twilight zone; an individual not quite in sync with reality.

Girlfriend: "Who did you have lunch with yesterday?"
Boyfriend: "Noone. Grabbed something to go while I was working."
G: "That's funny, Lisa snapped a photo of you with someone."
B: "Totally forgot that was yesterday, she was a vendor from work. We had business to discuss."
Lisa: "B is such a Twilight Zoner."

by McKrazy October 10, 2014

Twilight Saga

The crazy shit that goes down after dark in the projects when the crackheads start creepin'.

"Dude let's get the fuck outta here. The twilight saga is beginning."

by RideDucati May 29, 2016

twilight cock

When a girl is impatient for a males private part. And she is very wet for that part.

Everybody might not be patient for that twilight cock

by Daddy Vlone February 26, 2018

Twilight-attack

When you are suddenly overwhelmingly happy from something Twilight related and you begin to squeal and people look at you funny.

Lily- OME I'm having a Twilight-attack look at Bella's bracelet
Alexandra- OME it's AMAZING

by LilyCeleste January 13, 2009

Twilight Movie

Movie based on horrible but oddly entertaining book of the same name by author Stephenie Meyer. Full of epic lulz and sparkly goodness.

"Dude, the Twilight Movie = EPIC FAIL. SEW GOOD."

by dhdsbhfdsbvhs April 4, 2008

Twilight Effect

Teenagers showing up in the ER complaining of severe bite wounds to the neck. Caused by a partner trying to be romantic and fit with the new vampire fetish spawned by the plot of Twilight. If the bite is not deep enough to draw copious amounts of blood, the bactieria in the partners mouth may cause a nasty infection that requires serious hospitalization.

Dude : Did you hear about the 30,000 bite wound cases reported in ERs this year? They call it the twilight effect, stupid people trying to act like vampires.

Chick: Dont judge them, vampires are hot.

Dude: Because nothing says "I love you" like losing a quart of blood.

Chick: You suck, your nothing like Edward Cullen, im going ot read twilight 100 times to purge my mind of any trace of reality.

by T-cat July 14, 2010

Twilight Dick

Also called TD.

When you shave your pubes and put sparkley lotion on it to keep from getting ingrown pubes. this makes your dick, balls, and surrounding area sparkle and smell like flowers. This is a Twilight Dick.

Guy: Hey I put this lotion on my crotch to keep from getting ingrown hairs and it made me sparkle and smell good.

Girl: Haha Twilight Dick! Im going to call you TD from now on

Guy: Okay :(

by lolatthis1 November 29, 2011