The Turbo Jack

The act of shoving a remote control toy car up your lonely, hairy ass. You then use the remote and drive the car further up your ass while the other hand slides up and down your cock. Make sure to use dish soap as lube. Simply cum 8 times in a row, shove your hand back up your ass and gently remove the toy car (if ass is dry, use your own cum to lubricate the lonely, hairy asshole).

Yo I’m so lonely I resorted to doing The Turbo Jack. Took me 4 hours to finish the process but worth it in the end because my sister enjoyed watching.

by mali69 August 21, 2024

Turbo

Small unintelligent creature known for frequent use of the line "No U" and other similar examples of stupid internet lingo used by small, unintelligent children. Also may be used to refer to children whom have a obsession with being "Ghetto" and "Gangster".

Jimmy is such a fucking Turbo, trying to be "Ghetto" all the time. Especially since he acts like a twatwaffle all the time and uses "no u" like his signature catchphrase.

by Turbo Pepsi May 17, 2011

Turbo Ass

Of very poor quality. Disgustingly terrible.

"That new Lifeline skin is turbo ass."

by FenrisZi November 2, 2023

Georgia turbo blaster

The act of twerking over your partners face to stir your guts after taking laxitives then blasting feces all over them.

Aka The Gut Tumbler

I was going to ask Jenny out again but she did a Georgia Turbo Blaster that fucked up those chances.

by GRL2NV August 17, 2018

Texas Turbo Twister

Twisting one’s nutsuck till separation from the shaft occurs

Ole Jimmy been limping around since his girl gave him a Texas Turbo Twister

by SouthernPlayboi June 13, 2018

turbo tramp

Noun. One who aggressively displays signs of sluttiness. Usually has all of their bits out on display and wears revealing and tight fitting clothing that leaves nothing to the imagination.

I saw that turbo tramp you brought home last night, I hope you used protection!

Did you see what Ariel was wearing in those pictures, she looks like a total turbo tramp.

by Corporal punishment October 26, 2018

turbo slobber

when a man gets his ass eaten while having his penis spun in a circle (much like a helicopter)

Your mom gave me some crazy turbo slobber last night

by BBLdrizzard12 August 20, 2024