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Tits over Toenails

Am imaginary Australian military saying for standing up straight or at attention or in a state of preparedness

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Wake up lads! Tits over Toenails! The major will be here for inspection in 15 minutes.
by Corncakes December 25, 2024
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Vessel Marie Token

A creature that is likely the result of a siren and a leprechaun breeding (which would explain the dancing). He is very silly and filled with big emotions while also being a massive nerd. It is well known that his laughter is notorious for shattering mortal beings where they stand. It is speculated that he may be a primordial eldritch being. It should be noted that he is also the father of a beautiful flamingo son that goes by the name Jericho Vesselonius Token. He can be observed going through a cycle of energetic dancing, having a mental breakdown, hyping up the homies, fighting a giant, nearly getting sniped with a drumstick, strutting like an exotic male bird searching for a mate, and zoomies. His diet consists of can of peas, bologna, caramel, taco bell, new flesh, and cream cheese on a broken jaw. Do not give him sugar past 5pm. You will end up hearing him scream all night about it. When feeding, he can be observed saying "nom nom". Overall, Vessel Marie Token is a miraculous creature deserving of deep love and affection.
Sleep: "Vessel Marie Token, did you get into the sugar again?!"

Vessel: "SUUUUUGAAAAAR I'VE GOT A TASTE FOR YOU!"
by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 3, 2025
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Jericho Vesselonius Token

The son of Vessel Marie Token, nickname "Jerry". Jerry is a black flamingo that is incredibly beloved, with beautiful feathers that his father can be seen wearing on his back. One has to wonder if Vessel collects the feathers Jerry sheds to turn into accessories, or if he skinned Jerry and turned him into a fashionable statement piece.

Regardless, it seems everyone has collectively decided that the flamingo's name is Jerry, short for Jericho Vesselonius Token, without collaborating on it. Which begs the question of whether we have been brainwashed and are becoming a hive mind.
"Hey, you'll never believe it, but my friend stole Jericho Vesselonius Token and now he's sitting in my living room. We call him Jerry."
by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 3, 2025
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Non-Fungible Token

An employee hired for diversity, equity & inclusion (DEI) reasons that you can never fire lest you face allegations of discrimination.
We've wanted to fire her for a long time due to performance issues, but given that she is in a protected class, we've just accepted that she's our non-fungible token.
by GPM415 August 12, 2025
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