tool shedding

When the stock markets gets hit in your grill and you have no idea what the fukk is going on.

Lou was buying BHP in Australia and it was getting a tool shedding.

by Jimaxgp January 22, 2008

Tool Aisle

More toolish than a toolbox. Someone who is worthy of an entire isle of tools such as Home Depot. Yet they are not quit toolish enough to fill the whole store.

Eric Standring and Christopher Martin Simon are tool aisles. Combined they make a store.

by Boston Pancake Audtions December 14, 2008

tool bag

a complete tool encompassing all aspects of being a tool. the grandaddy of all tools. this person is a tool in any situation.

skyler and brad never missed an opportunity to be tools. at home, at the mall, at the park, and with all groups of friends. they are complete tool bags.

by deezo May 4, 2005

TOOLS ON DECK

GOT GUNS READY TOO BUSS

CALM DOWN LITTLE HOMIE I GOT TOOLS ON DECK

by L33 L33 January 9, 2009

april tool

a nozz who doesnt realized he is being fooled on april 1st

hey bro, my sister says she wants to give you dome.

really?

hell no you april tool

by thejuggernautbitch April 1, 2009

barse tool

An impliment of pleasure favoured by homosexual gentlemen. Resembles a dildo and is used to tickle the area in between the fudge hole and the trouser snake. Can be easily slipped into supposedly innocent conversation in a bar room setting because of its similar sound to 'bar stool.'

"Did you bring your 'barse tool' with you Mr Picklesworth?" ennquired the colonel with a wink and a nudge.
"Why yes, but I'm afraid it's still covered in shit from last time," sniggered Mr Picklesworth.

by James M.A M May 9, 2006

tooled out

A point in time after an excessive amount of alcohol has been consumed, and the person that has consumed the alcohol blows chunks, or throws up. Basically, not being able to hack the amount of alcohol that has been consumed and being a party foul.

Jonathan: "Dude did you see Daniel jockin on that one chick Michelle at Peter's party last night?"
Soomin: "Yea dude, too bad he tooled out and knocked out so he couldnt talk to her anymore."

by Soomin April 9, 2008