tool cut

A hair grooming technique used by adolescent males who take pride in looking like complete douchebags, or "tools." Style consists of long bangs and a shaved back of the head. In the most unfortunate cases, hair on top of the head is worn gelled and sticking up.

Note: may also be accentuated with bad yellow highlights, and serves the purpose of turning women off those sporting these dreadful locks.

jessie: hey, caitlin! Your boyfriend's tool cut is pretty heinous.
caitlin: i know! it sort of makes my eyes bleed when i look at him.
jessie: that haircut has "i'm about to be single" written all over it.
caitlin: pour me another shot?

by whoawhoawhoaaa May 18, 2008

Tool Aisle

More toolish than a toolbox. Someone who is worthy of an entire isle of tools such as Home Depot. Yet they are not quit toolish enough to fill the whole store.

Eric Standring and Christopher Martin Simon are tool aisles. Combined they make a store.

by Boston Pancake Audtions December 14, 2008

tool bag

a complete tool encompassing all aspects of being a tool. the grandaddy of all tools. this person is a tool in any situation.

skyler and brad never missed an opportunity to be tools. at home, at the mall, at the park, and with all groups of friends. they are complete tool bags.

by deezo May 4, 2005

TOOLS ON DECK

GOT GUNS READY TOO BUSS

CALM DOWN LITTLE HOMIE I GOT TOOLS ON DECK

by L33 L33 January 9, 2009

april tool

a nozz who doesnt realized he is being fooled on april 1st

hey bro, my sister says she wants to give you dome.

really?

hell no you april tool

by thejuggernautbitch April 1, 2009

barse tool

An impliment of pleasure favoured by homosexual gentlemen. Resembles a dildo and is used to tickle the area in between the fudge hole and the trouser snake. Can be easily slipped into supposedly innocent conversation in a bar room setting because of its similar sound to 'bar stool.'

"Did you bring your 'barse tool' with you Mr Picklesworth?" ennquired the colonel with a wink and a nudge.
"Why yes, but I'm afraid it's still covered in shit from last time," sniggered Mr Picklesworth.

by James M.A M May 9, 2006

Tool Bitch

The guy who can't really help you fix the car you are working on or anything else for that matter. So to make them feel like they are worth anything at all you allow them to get you the tools you need for the job. Which is your first mistake cause this person is to much of a tard to know what tool you are talking about so you end up having to get it yourself.

Me: Hey can you hand me a Phillips Screwdriver and some Channel Locks.

Tool Bitch: Sure thing buddy ole pal... Phillips are the flat ones right? And what do Channel locks look like?

Me: Jesus dude, forget it. Can you just hand me the box cutter right there..

Tool Bitch: Here, but what do you need that for?

Me: My wrists.

by cool cool. April 16, 2010