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toaster

1. a common kitchen appliance or person that is simple but always seems to roast the shit out of my toast.
Ed: Look Jimmy is being a toaster again.
Jon: That Jimmy is always ruining my bread.
Ed: How the f#*k do you mess up toasting bread!
by Rasta Boi July 20, 2020
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Toaster ec

Toaster ec is a toaster who chats on discord. hes a bit mean and cannot be loyal.
Hes also straight
and hates munkeen sometimes
Toaster ec is so cool.
Toaster ec gonna have a livestream!?!?!
by dkzjclz0 August 13, 2020
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toaster stroodle

misspelling of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism
Example 1: Polly: What are you eating? Ernie: I'm eating a toaster stroodle.

Example 2: Penny: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Archibald: a toaster stroodle
by Mother's Disciple September 12, 2020
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Toaster

"you're not a toaster! I wonder why they said you were."
by Fifilicious September 28, 2020
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Toaster

A toaster is person devoid of any real personality. They are nice and normal and “just there”, and can be useful —like your toaster In your kitchen.

Synonym and derivation : Milk-toast
Frank was nice enough but a total toaster
by Wangler123 October 21, 2020
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Toaster

Someone who acts like a birch and gives off general toastery vibes
Also the definition of Cameron
You’re such a toaster!
You toaster!
by Badbirch69 December 5, 2020
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Toasterexual

I love toasters I’m toasterexual!!
by Bvhbvvgvvghb December 22, 2020
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