toby mifsud

a fat shit with blonde hair and no life he is scared of girls and like men.

1: hi i know toby mifsud
2: oh no i hate toby mifsud

by slahdf;owiaeuf;sadf March 17, 2025

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Toby

A toby is someone you will love for a long time. You'll go through many hardships loving them. At first you will think its just a fun crush, right? Until a conflict happens and then you'll find yourself still loving him. You'll find yourself being delusional and listing facts about him until the day comes when he finally loves you. It'll be a few months in the relationship and it'll be perfect until he starts ghosting you. He'll find another girl that wont bore him. A toby will give up on you and feel you deserve better even though you really love him. A toby is someone you'll always feel immense love for even if you and him are back to being strangers.

"I'll never love someone the same way I loved Toby."

by Mimi bunniei March 21, 2025

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Toby Gartland

He is much of a bad boy and don’t even try to fight this guy he will whip his cock out and bum you

Guy 1:Hey did you see Toby he’s stupid

Guy 2:I’d be careful saying that

Toby Gartland: *whips cock out* starts bumming ‘Guy 1’

by Mambah November 22, 2021

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His dick is so fucking massive that he carnt fuck any girls because it would go out of there mouth. He also likes nipple play

I love Toby cock

by Youououtotnebrenn November 23, 2021

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Toby is an absolute wanktard who is inept at firefighting. He is a class A prick and is shot at squash due to his abnormally short reach. He falls asleep after one beer and takes 40 minutes to do a shit.

This is why we love him though.

Who's that man on the squash court with tiny arms?

Oh that's Toby.

by HeatDog69 November 23, 2021

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