Toby

Toby is an absolute wanktard who is inept at firefighting. He is a class A prick and is shot at squash due to his abnormally short reach. He falls asleep after one beer and takes 40 minutes to do a shit.

This is why we love him though.

Who's that man on the squash court with tiny arms?

Oh that's Toby.

by HeatDog69 November 23, 2021