Shank

Shit (poop) and wank (masturbate),

I shanked in the public restroom.

by Veer Partap Singh Randhawa January 21, 2023

I Shank Back

What I call homo-sapiens with cystic lesions

Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "I Shank Backs"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 16, 2025

Shank

shank is the action of stabbing someone with a shiv this term is widely used amongst roadmen

Dave: im gunna shank your nan dont you know bruv
jhon: NO DAVE PLEASE LEAVE MY NAN OUT OF THIS
Dave: bo man i got my shiv ready and everything bruv if you don't shut up ill shank you to

by Meh 👩‍💻 November 14, 2021

Shank

The slang word for stab commonly used by chavs or roadmen.

I'll shank you bruv.-chav/roadman

by British slang translator April 14, 2020

shank jar

Used as an insult, meaning someone who is so dumb it is painful

dumb person: you are so stupid
smart person: omg shut up you fucking shank jar
dumb person: what did you just call me

by lkimbs October 12, 2017

Fart shanked

When you're in a restroom taking a piss and the person next to you farts without regards.

"What's that?" I asked to the guy next to me at the urinal... I thought he said something...??.. oh, now I know...... he just fart shanked me...Burritos?..chili? Hmmmm pickled eggs? ..Mardi grace?....or something like that.

by Petesbeeps August 24, 2017

Shank

Shower wank, that is to say to masturbate whilst in the shower.

I wont be home this weekend mum, I'm having a shank.

Where's Greg?
He's shanking.

by starkadder March 18, 2009