Donald Trump's fuck boy. A sycophant reminiscent of villains' scheming-but-pathetic advisors in genre films.
"That dude thinks he is going to get his hands on some of the goods, but he is just a weak-ass toadie, ass-kisser, and a Chris Christie.
by The Explicator May 22, 2016
Get the Chris Christiemug. The most talented member of the Glee cast. He can dance. He can act his ass off. He has killer range.
One minute he was cute as a button, the next, he was supermegafoxyawesomehot. He should win any award he's nominated for because he's that good.
One minute he was cute as a button, the next, he was supermegafoxyawesomehot. He should win any award he's nominated for because he's that good.
Girl: Did you watch Glee last night?
Kurtsie: Oh my god! wasn't it awesome!? Chris Colfer looked damn fine! He had me in tears again!
Girl: I know dude!
Kurtsie: Oh my god! wasn't it awesome!? Chris Colfer looked damn fine! He had me in tears again!
Girl: I know dude!
by ProudKurtsie October 19, 2010
Get the Chris Colfermug. A fraud who laughs at haters, sincerely. Chris TDL was never in A Quiet Place Part 2 or John Wick 3 and is not a successful businessman at all. He calls himself the only business magnate in Canada but he's actually one of the only deeply delusional weirdos in Canada.
Jerry: Is Chris TDL rich?
Eddie: No, he's faking all of it. He doesn't have a job.
Jerry: Wow that's sad
Eddie: I know. He has so much time on his hands that he managed to flood the entire Internet with stories of his fake fame.
Cedric: Haha, 'e his lame!
Eddie: No, he's faking all of it. He doesn't have a job.
Jerry: Wow that's sad
Eddie: I know. He has so much time on his hands that he managed to flood the entire Internet with stories of his fake fame.
Cedric: Haha, 'e his lame!
by PenisTDL May 20, 2021
Get the Chris TDLmug. Is the act of falling straight into a table, usually a coffee table, completely destroying it. As seen in many Chris Farley sketches and movies such as the SNL Matt Foley skit and Tommy Boy.
Chuck was so trashed last night he Chris Farleyed right through the coffee table, and my mom is pissed.
by BranMan08070 January 21, 2010
Get the Chris Farleyedmug. “I woke up CHRIS BREEZY.”
by DontComplainBoi September 16, 2020
Get the Chris Breezymug. Chris TDL is a cry baby. Instead of running his 9 fake companies, he spends all of his time victimizing himself on Urban Dictionary. He rages over the definitions that expose him for who he truly is because they have a better like-dislike ratio than his self-written lies. Get a job, Christopher.
Steven: Do you have any idea why Chris TDL is so obsessed with his Urban Dictionary definitions?
Ted: No idea, but he's being a little bitch about it! He refuses to see that everyone knows he's a fraud, and that the reason why our definitions have more likes is because they tell the truth.
Steven: It's clear! The other definitions were obviously written by himself to feed his ego. I'm glad they have so many dislikes. He can't even spell "ridiculous" correctly.
Ted: No idea, but he's being a little bitch about it! He refuses to see that everyone knows he's a fraud, and that the reason why our definitions have more likes is because they tell the truth.
Steven: It's clear! The other definitions were obviously written by himself to feed his ego. I'm glad they have so many dislikes. He can't even spell "ridiculous" correctly.
by HatersMakeMeLaughSincerelyTDL May 21, 2021
Get the Chris TDLmug. Chris Condron, also known by his alter ego Lola McPeters, is a prominent gay personality and strong advocate for the Folsom Street Fair and Leather Festival in San Francisco.
Hey look, It's Chris Condron!
Where???????
There! Holding that leather whip and wearing a feather headress.
Where???????
There! Holding that leather whip and wearing a feather headress.
by CharlieCheesePartyyy October 26, 2011
Get the Chris Condronmug.