Soon-Tobe-EX Wife = Stex = Stex-Wife. It is deplorable that the English language has a well trodden word for “Soon-to-Wife i.e. Fiancé, but no word to describe the opposite i.e. Soon-Tobe-EX wife, or STEX-wife or simple Stex. It’s not the same as separated. “Stex” describes the period after separation, and prior to actual divorce.
“My Stex-Wife and I have argued about everything except the important stuff like money and child- and puppy-custody.”
“No - I cant see you tomorrow; my stex is dropping off the kids at my place.”
“No - I cant see you tomorrow; my stex is dropping off the kids at my place.”
by Adanny100 February 26, 2023
Get the stex-wifemug. by Aspoestertjie May 5, 2022
Get the Mafia wifemug. Hey you know Noodles_.wife?
Yeah the person that uses they/them pronouns and wants a definition on here?
Yeah the person that uses they/them pronouns and wants a definition on here?
by Hutao👻 July 31, 2021
Get the Noodles_.wifemug. Comparable to “Ice Blocking”.
Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!
Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!
by BigBadButtBlaster December 5, 2019
Get the Wife Blockingmug. by MoldyTaint6969 November 17, 2021
Get the Bakers Wifemug. Hood Wife: a girlfriend who you will rapidly progress through the steps of a normal relationship with. Often extremely quickly resulting in a marriage like relationships. No legal partnerships is formed or may ever form. Yet with in the first few months you may find yourself regularly cooking for them, doing their laundry, and preforming regular household duties.
Adam: yo man did you hear about Ethans new girlfriend kelsie he met at the club!?
Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.
Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.
by SadBoi98 March 26, 2020
Get the hood wifemug. The prettiest most luckiest person in the world. Is talented, good at art, singing, dancing basically everything.
by renjunnieyellow December 12, 2021
Get the Renjun’s Wifemug.