A girl (Typically 12-16) who posts statuses on social media websites Facebook, Twitter, ETC... about how rathet other women are on a daily basis when I reality they would not say to a ratchets face.Alot of times people who post these are angry because their boyfriends left them for a ratchet who wont bitch and complain about how they should wait 4 more years to have sex.
Typical White girl: like this post if yall be hatin dem thirsty ass ratchet ass niggaz
Boyfriend of White Girl: Sorry for not wanting to wait until your ready to give me handjob in 4 years Ratchet Status
Boyfriend of White Girl: Sorry for not wanting to wait until your ready to give me handjob in 4 years Ratchet Status
by Real talk 101110 April 21, 2014
Get the Ratchet Statusmug. When a song is so good that you MUST have it on your iPod through any means necessary. Even actually paying for it. Can be used with other mp3 players, not just iPods.
Ian: Yo dude, this song has such a high iPod status, check it out!
*Whistle for the Choir by Fratellis comes on*
Tyler: Holy shit this song is superspecialawesome.
*Whistle for the Choir by Fratellis comes on*
Tyler: Holy shit this song is superspecialawesome.
by Terror Night February 19, 2011
Get the iPod statusmug. Pootis status is a video made out of clips from a video called "Pootis Engage // EXTREME", uploaded by ceno0 on 19th february 2022. The video consists of two heavies from Team Fortress 2, breaking into a military base, both accidentaly run into the soldier (Also from Tf2), and start a fight, which lasts the majority of the video, the clips are taken from this fight scene.
This meme is commonly used instead of the senator armstrong meme.
This meme is commonly used instead of the senator armstrong meme.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen pootis engage? It's a really good animation made by ceno0
Person 2: I haven been way too busy to watch it, but i've seen the pootis status meme and it looks great!
Person 2: I haven been way too busy to watch it, but i've seen the pootis status meme and it looks great!
by Tom00s November 3, 2022
Get the Pootis statusmug. When you are doing really good
by Escoboomcxz June 13, 2016
Get the Gucci Statusmug. When one person changes their status, and then other people either make the exact same status, or change their status because of it.
Bob: Dude, I changed my status to "with my girl", and Ryan totally status chained me
Joe: Oh don't I know it. Pretty soon my whole facebook news feed was full of people apparently "with their girls"
Joe: Oh don't I know it. Pretty soon my whole facebook news feed was full of people apparently "with their girls"
by urherlurr March 4, 2011
Get the status chainmug. The status you are given once you preform a task worthy of being compared to Phillip. This task normally involves a high amount of stupidity.
Guy 1: Wait, you're telling me that you ran over an old man and then backed up to see if he was ok?
Guy 2: Yup.
Guy 1: Ok, you have Phillip Status now. Don't talk to me.
Guy 2: Fuck, I'm gonna go kill myself.
Guy 2: Yup.
Guy 1: Ok, you have Phillip Status now. Don't talk to me.
Guy 2: Fuck, I'm gonna go kill myself.
by POSIDEONZ July 8, 2011
Get the Phillip Statusmug. by Polemuncher May 14, 2016
Get the status masturbationmug.