by xkxkageyama September 11, 2020

Tom: man it’s hotter than shit! Fucking giving me Swamp Ass.
Tony: My man I lived in AZ all my life, this ain’t even swamp ass this be shrek ass; Fuckin need a hero in this heat.
Tony: My man I lived in AZ all my life, this ain’t even swamp ass this be shrek ass; Fuckin need a hero in this heat.
by Anonymousfoxman July 17, 2023

Shrek is a onion. He has layers like onions. Shrek is a god unlike you. (endless ur Shrek) If you isn’t in the Shrek religion then you isn’t good.
Shrek, god of all.
by Actor202 December 21, 2019

by Fart&poop125 March 15, 2024

Shrek is the most beautiful ogre you'll ever see. His eyes that stare deep into yours will make your heart flutter as he takes your hand and gives you the date of a lifetime. Don't give up on Shrek, he's very closed up at first. But once he begins to relax and the layers start to peel, who knows, perhaps you'll find yourself in his swamp...
Girl: I feel like Shrek is finally warming up to me.
Girl2: Have you seen his swamp?
Girl: I've had a little peek...
Girl2: Oh my god, he's totally into you!
Girl2: Have you seen his swamp?
Girl: I've had a little peek...
Girl2: Oh my god, he's totally into you!
by shrek_worshipper October 23, 2019
