Shrek

A handsome green ogre who you have no chance with

Girl 1: “ OMG look over there! It’s Shrek, he’s so hot. “
Girl 2: “ Yeah too hot for you no girl ever has a chance with him except for Princess Fiona. “

by bigwavesbigwavesss May 26, 2023

Shrek

God.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

by losers.org March 23, 2019

Shrek

A mythical God and creature that has made many good things that our world stands on

if it was not for him our world would have corrupoted
"Onions have layers, so do ogres" - shrek parable of the onion

see also shrekism Living of of the parable of the onion a great thing

Shrek: hey donky onions have layers
donky: *ode to joy intensifies*

by Jimmy neutron_64290 January 17, 2020

Shrekking

When a Gabe plays red rocket with several donkeys, and stores the semen for breakfast protein shakes

Gabriel usually goes ham when he is on a shrekking spree, sometimes making enough to share with his bros

by MoneyDaPants July 2, 2018

Shrek-donkey-head-donkey

monkey have one banana, banana valuable, monkey have 2 banana, banana not valuable

or a dub but

what a Shrek-donkey-head-donkey person

by Shrek-donkey-head-donkey May 5, 2022

Shrek

He is love. He is life. And most importantly, he has layers like an onion.

Last night I had a dream where Shrek tied me to the ground and ran me over repeatedly. It was amazing.

by No sarcasm whatsoever March 17, 2021

Shrek

hes cool

JOhnny Shrek is cool

by shrekkyboi2000 January 13, 2020