Pillow puddle

4 of more pillows creating a person like form to comfort the lonely

Lisa’s boyfriend left so she made a pillow puddle to pretend he’s still with her

by Bubble bear May 19, 2020

Pillow Tugging

When you tug someones Shlong but its soft

I tried to jerk off but I just ended up pillow tugging

by not-a-cult-leader October 21, 2017

pillow court

When your significant other starts airing all of the dirty laundry in bed right after they grab your attention through sexual relations. Typically seen in emotionally unstable relationships.

Sallys needy as fuck and is always inquiring about petty stuff in my life like who the women in my office are. The other day after we fucked she threw on a powdered wig and took me to pillow court. She starting asking me why I dont't respond to all of texts. I told her I haden't prepared my dissertation yet and that the jury was not present. I promptly got up and washed my dick off and continued on my with my day.

by ajpsdga May 10, 2018

pillow cheeks

An ass so fat you can fall asleep in/on the cheeks

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I'm sorry i overslept in the pillow cheeks

by Chocolate diesel March 7, 2017

Chocolate Pillow

Taking a shit on someone while they sleep.

'Mate I woke up with a chocolate pillow this morning'

'Your wife is a dirty bitch'

by MNoodles May 24, 2016

pillow starfish

A girl who does no work during sex, and hugs on to the pillow backwards, like a star fish in a tank.

We were doing missionary the entire time, she's just a pillow starfish.

by Victoriatree July 21, 2016

pillow monster

Someone that can’t sleep without a horde of pillows on their bed to cuddle.

Meaghin is a pillow monster; always sleeping with her body pillow.

by EtherealVessel January 31, 2018