by bm88 February 28, 2022
Get the pokemon cardmug. A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.
by a sad child who got an F December 28, 2020
Get the Report Cardmug. A verb, usually used in the past tense, describing the behavior of waitstaff validating identification for the purpose of age verification before serving alcohol.
This variation of the standard "carding" procedure is used when an overly polite waiter or waitress asks for the identification of a possibly underage patron, then subsequently requests identification from a patron clearly over the legal drinking age.
This variation of the standard "carding" procedure is used when an overly polite waiter or waitress asks for the identification of a possibly underage patron, then subsequently requests identification from a patron clearly over the legal drinking age.
Waiter (to young looking female patron): "Miss, may I see your ID? Thank you."
Waiter (to female patron's obviously older male companion): "Sir, may I see your ID? Thank you."
Male Patron (to Female Patron): I just got courtesy carded.
Waiter (to female patron's obviously older male companion): "Sir, may I see your ID? Thank you."
Male Patron (to Female Patron): I just got courtesy carded.
by Dealer Dave March 14, 2011
Get the Courtesy Cardmug. "Debt plastic" dat causes you to rack up huge bills while perusing social-news items on da World Wide Web.
I never pay to access articles online, so I ever have trouble with cReddit card bills... ; if da page ain't free to being with, I just Google da topic in question and then look around for some other page where da info I'm looking for is "on da house".
by QuacksO October 22, 2020
Get the cReddit cardmug. Purposely infecting a person you strongly dislike with an infectious disease or virus, because they are derailing a structure in your life.
by Whisk3yMonst3r October 9, 2020
Get the Trump Cardmug. When someone is confronted by criticism, but don't want to use it as advice to improve, they pull "The Hater Card" where they'll call you or others a hater, say the phrase "Haters gonna hate" or anything involving the word "Hater" as a means to avoid the criticism.
"Hey, although it is funny, try not to repeat the joke all that much. It'll become unfunny after a couple times."
"Haters gonna hate!"
"You're just going to pull The Hater Card because you don't like what I said? Fuck off."
"Haters gonna hate!"
"You're just going to pull The Hater Card because you don't like what I said? Fuck off."
by Mylittlepony May 25, 2018
Get the The Hater Cardmug. Slang for a person who’s only contributions to discussions are vague, positive statements. Nobody disagrees with them because there’s nothing of substance in what they say. They prevent issues from being discussed because the only response to their feel-good cliche is a quiet head nod or other innocuous affirmation. The conversation typically fizzles out because it’s easy to look like a jackass by detracting from the positive end note in a group setting.
Someone is a genuine Greeting Card when they truly believe their vague positivity accomplished something.
Someone can cynically act like a Greeting Card when they intentionally want to close a hard conversation where they may have to deal with uncomfortable topics or discussions. Watch politicians and corporate executives do it all the time.
Someone is a genuine Greeting Card when they truly believe their vague positivity accomplished something.
Someone can cynically act like a Greeting Card when they intentionally want to close a hard conversation where they may have to deal with uncomfortable topics or discussions. Watch politicians and corporate executives do it all the time.
"I think what we can all agree on is that the children’s safety is very important to all of us." – Jim, in a meeting
"Jim always kisses ass and only says obvious shit that means nothing. We never talk about how to actually fix things. Jim is such a freaking Greeting Card!" – Jane, to a friend after the meeting
"Jim always kisses ass and only says obvious shit that means nothing. We never talk about how to actually fix things. Jim is such a freaking Greeting Card!" – Jane, to a friend after the meeting
by plaything_of_the_gods October 1, 2020
Get the Greeting Cardmug.