Person 1: Hey, did you meet Jay last night?
Person 2: Yeah, and to be honest with you, I don't like that guy. All he talked about was Australia and when I ask something, he ignores it and completely goes off-topic. He is such a Gates.
Person 2: Yeah, and to be honest with you, I don't like that guy. All he talked about was Australia and when I ask something, he ignores it and completely goes off-topic. He is such a Gates.
by Jason Gates March 22, 2019
Get the Gatesmug. Did you hear that Bill Gates propagated viruses and then sold antivirus technology?
We don't call him that anymore... After his wife divorced him, his new name is Master Gates.
We don't call him that anymore... After his wife divorced him, his new name is Master Gates.
by Dr.Crow March 24, 2023
Get the Master Gatesmug. When anxiety hits you so hard that your butthole clenches up like it’s trying to hold on for dear life. It’s that physical reaction that kicks in when you’re stressed out or facing something scary.
1. I was so ass gated when the teacher took few seconds extra before announcing my marks.
2. He got ass gated the moment he saw his crush.
3. I was so ass gated during the presentation that I could barely read the notes.
2. He got ass gated the moment he saw his crush.
3. I was so ass gated during the presentation that I could barely read the notes.
by SuprWhoppr July 3, 2025
Get the Ass Gatedmug. by 459395 February 26, 2022
Get the Gate rapemug. The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.
So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.
by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019
Get the Devils gate keepermug. when you're Microsoft's daddy and are slaying all day. Being the king/ queen of technology is hard, but when you are Bill Gating that means you make it WORK queen.
"Gosh she's totally Bill Gating right there. Look at what she got on her exam!"
"Yeah! I wish I was as smart as her and also be able to rock that outfit!"
"Yeah! I wish I was as smart as her and also be able to rock that outfit!"
by MamiAvacado May 14, 2018
Get the Bill Gatingmug. A gate that is used as an entry point to get into a rich neighborhood in order to qualify as a snob gate it must either have a voice entry or snobbier yet a security guard.
Snob 1: I feel so safe living in a gated community.
Snob 2: Yes, Indeed the snob gate keeps all the filthy peasants out.
Snob 1: Right! The other day one of the less fortiunate tried to make eye contact with me I should press charges
Snob 2: You should be carefull, Outside our walls crime is on every corner
Snob Gate Border Patrol Agent: Dont worry thats why im here to make sure none of the filthy get through.
Snob 2: Yes, Indeed the snob gate keeps all the filthy peasants out.
Snob 1: Right! The other day one of the less fortiunate tried to make eye contact with me I should press charges
Snob 2: You should be carefull, Outside our walls crime is on every corner
Snob Gate Border Patrol Agent: Dont worry thats why im here to make sure none of the filthy get through.
by El_Slapo April 11, 2019
Get the Snob Gatemug.