woke up dead

Slang. Did not wake up because they were dead. Clever reduction of too many words for our ADHD short attention spanned population.

Their children woke up dead.

by Cleverdetector November 18, 2023

Woke

1. People who are not straight, white, and/or cisgendered

2. A word the Political Right likes to use against the Political Right or anything the Right doesn't like (i.e. Black Ariel, LGBTQ+)

1. It's not woke if you're white!

2. That new movie was so woke! That woman was clearly a man!

by catching_fire_3 May 12, 2024

woke

That which conservatives don't like.

We must destroy the woke NHS so we can profit off of people's suffering.

by Deccers09 April 13, 2023

Woke

Woke is where one feels they need to be in order to project a certain political alignment.

Man, that dog won't even chase cats. He sure is WOKE!

by Bumrags July 21, 2022

E-woke

Finding all of your political awareness online

Carin is suddenly commenting on politics, she has been online reading about the election suddenly she is e-woke.

by anonymous December 19, 2022

Woke

Anything that isn’t from a white straight male;commonly spread for losers complaining on twitter.

The oscars are so woke, this woke agenda is destroying our country

by ChampCyndaquil March 17, 2023

Woke

Awareness or deep understanding of a topic, issue, or concern. A clarity of causations.

Some people are woke when it comes to racism, yet they do little to become a true ally.

by Okisee March 28, 2021