Toasty. A lazy lazy person. You can stalk him for 2 months and he will not notice. Yes, he is that oblivious. He keeps various odd things in his trenchcoat, such as a disc drive with a Linkin Park CD taped into it. Also very easy to kidnap.
by Aimee February 4, 2005
Get the Toaster Magemug. Person 1: I have swag.
Person 2: Excuse me?
Person 1: I'm poppin' swags like a toaster.
Person 2: That sentence didn't make me any less confused.
Person 2: Excuse me?
Person 1: I'm poppin' swags like a toaster.
Person 2: That sentence didn't make me any less confused.
by Gangster Fart April 22, 2014
Get the poppin' swags like a toastermug. the act of four people, two groups of partners, performing anal before climaxing trading partners whilst slathering jam/preservatives on their genitalia.
by Penetrachel December 4, 2016
Get the swapping toastersmug. by Clown rat February 11, 2020
Get the Commit toaster bathmug. Someone who hates puns and cannot take care of themselves due to extreme gamer-nerdiness.
Burnt, bitter and salty. It cannot be trusted around caffeine and it's unstable around bread. Always complaining about meat in It's teeth.
Burnt, bitter and salty. It cannot be trusted around caffeine and it's unstable around bread. Always complaining about meat in It's teeth.
by Smol_Spidey_Boi August 26, 2019
Get the Toaster Hoemug. While hitting it from behind (doggy-style sex), having your girl stick a fork in an electrical outlet.
After dinner, Bill and Jane brought the spark back to their marriage by utilizing the brave little toaster.
by T. LaQueefa Jones January 18, 2008
Get the [brave little toaster]mug. 