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simons..wifeyy

Ah yes. There is simons..wifeyy. They don’t like Sam and Peter shippers.
Ugly hater🙄: boi what the hell boi
Simons..wifeyy: whatever. You’re just an ugly hater🪓🍞😡
by Schnapples.supremacy September 9, 2021
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Simone

Simone is the most beautiful person you have ever seen. With her short curly brown hair and tan skin, your jaw will drop. Simone is loving, selfless, and literally the kindest person you will ever meet. She is an amazing listener but if you let her talk she will go on forever. She will make you laugh so hard you pee your pants. Her smile lights up a room. She’s the kind of friend that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Simone is definitely not a morning person. You do not want to see that side of her. Don’t you dare wake her up before 11:00! Simone is a girl who would do anything for her friends and family. So if you cross them you better run! She will come to get you. Simone is a friend you will never want to let go of.
Person 1: i feel bad for that person i would be so embarrassed if i peed my pants

Person 2: it must be Simone at it again!
by hello78953 January 16, 2025
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Simon

Simon is a nice, handsome and intellectual being, if he ever gets intimate you. He will never let go of an opportunity to "study", though he never wants to help with your homework. He takes his spare time very seriously and let's no one disturb him. He has lots of kinks, and would love to get intimate with paprika.
Person 1: What is that guy gonna do with the paprika?
Person 2: You don't think it's a Simon, do you?
by PaprikaEater21XD April 19, 2022
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simon

un putisimo duende
bro, zumito de leche (simon)
by anonymous August 7, 2022
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Simone

She likes to give head to other people’s boyfriends how cute!!!
Person 1: she seems like a thot
Person 2: her names probably simone
by gloryboyzzzz July 6, 2020
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Simon Binglesmart

the most amazing person ever! he is so cool he watc h lanky box and everything
guy 1: i hate Simon Binglesmart
guy 2: i raped your sister
by Simon Binglesmart July 23, 2022
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Simon

Wow, this food is pretty Simon
by Esposo y esposa February 11, 2020
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