jess: you look like you have a piss kink-
sam: i do, you asshole
jess: that explains why your dad left you.
sam: makes sense
sam: i do, you asshole
jess: that explains why your dad left you.
sam: makes sense
by pisskinkshamer69420 December 28, 2021
Get the piss kinkmug. "I am going a date with this girl." says linda
"oh who with?" says eric
"this girl named eno she has knife kink." said linda in a moaning tone
"yes I hope you 2 get marryed!" said eric
"oh who with?" says eric
"this girl named eno she has knife kink." said linda in a moaning tone
"yes I hope you 2 get marryed!" said eric
by lucyisademon January 13, 2024
Get the knife kinkmug. A slang phrase used to indicate no judgement of one’s sexual proclivities or preference. It is often used at the end of a sentence.
by Sir Eddie Cook October 28, 2024
Get the No kinkmug. by femboyoi August 11, 2023
Get the chair kinkmug. A person who is fond of or attracted to cute, silly, and kinda unintelligent guys, in a caretaking or nurturing way
Pronounced: May-tuh-filia
Pronounced: May-tuh-filia
1. Although Nina is incredibly intelligent, she finds herself drawn to guys who are a little more carefree and goofy, and she loves taking on the nurturing role in their relationships—definitely a Materphilia trait.
2. Jessica has a soft spot for her boyfriend, always doting on him and taking care of him in the most nurturing ways; it's clear she has a bit of a Materphilia tendency, loving his goofy, innocent nature.
Materphilia/Mommy kink
2. Jessica has a soft spot for her boyfriend, always doting on him and taking care of him in the most nurturing ways; it's clear she has a bit of a Materphilia tendency, loving his goofy, innocent nature.
Materphilia/Mommy kink
by cutecumber.1963 February 1, 2025
Get the Materphilia/Mommy kinkmug. noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.
"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"
by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020
Get the kink-cockmug. An attraction to stereotypical behavior associated with thugs or the derival of sexual pleasure from thugs behavior.
I know I should be into guys that are kind and respectful but something about a bad boy turns me on. I think I have a thug kink. I just like when they're rude, aggressive, uncaring and lawless you know.
by ThefireGriffin March 19, 2024
Get the thug kinkmug.