The term for the length of time between when you first smell your own fart and the next person smells it. During the supotty time one usually keeps to himself, leading to an eruption of laughter (if among friends) upon discovery, or embarrassment (if in a public setting).
Mike: Yo dave, I was in a meeting last week and farted so bad. There was like a 12 second supotty time and then they almost had to move the meeting!
Dave: You're sick.
Dave: You're sick.
by Fartastic December 24, 2013
Get the Supotty Timemug. The act of, when heavily drinking (usually hard alcohol) and having a good time at night to, without warning, suddenly be in your bed the next morning, wondering how it was that you got there so fast, as though you had stepped through a time machine. Most likely to be accompanied by a drunk hookup in your bed the following morning.
It's too bad that I time machined last night, because there was a cute looking girl in my bed when I stepped out.
by GoYouPackers July 30, 2010
Get the time machinedmug. You invite a whole group of Peruvians to a party, telling them it is at 6 in the evening, and they will start showing up at 9.
by stef*nix December 8, 2018
Get the Peruvian Timemug. When a person from the future is killed in the past by another time traveler wearing period clothing.
Sven met his untimely demise when he was time clowned in the 18th century by a fellow time traveler.
by webgoat August 14, 2012
Get the time clownmug. Note: They are able to read perfectly fine. They are able to do everything perfectly fine, but understand different times of day and clocks.
def. a person who cannot tell the difference in certain times of day. They may sleep during the day and stay awake during the night, not because it's part of their job description or because they may presumably enjoy it, but because they do not know the time between night and day. This is why they may prefer sex in the morning instead of the night, as they do not know the difference between night and day. They do not know the difference between 10:05 and 5:10. They are completely out of it, which is why most time dyslexics are shunned from the world as they easily get lost.
def. a person who cannot tell the difference in certain times of day. They may sleep during the day and stay awake during the night, not because it's part of their job description or because they may presumably enjoy it, but because they do not know the time between night and day. This is why they may prefer sex in the morning instead of the night, as they do not know the difference between night and day. They do not know the difference between 10:05 and 5:10. They are completely out of it, which is why most time dyslexics are shunned from the world as they easily get lost.
The first season from the television show Full House. Joey forgot that Danny's mother was coming into town, proving that Joey was a "time dyslexic."
Danny: Mum, what are you doing here so early? Joey said you’ll be here at 5:12.
Claire: Try 12:05.
Joey: Guess you had to find out sooner or later. My name is Joey, and I’m a time dyslectic.
Danny: Mum, what are you doing here so early? Joey said you’ll be here at 5:12.
Claire: Try 12:05.
Joey: Guess you had to find out sooner or later. My name is Joey, and I’m a time dyslectic.
by emoticon1 November 29, 2011
Get the time dyslexicmug. Your time to prove/show off, or just use your particular skill/talent. Your time to excel at something.
See also: shine time
See also: shine time
by PrinceyPru April 14, 2020
Get the Time to Shinemug. A term which has been formed by accident when a bar owner forgot to meet up with two guys for “boy pussy time” in VRChat.
Immediately after remembering his meeting, he stopped all conversations and shouted, “oh fuck its 12:05! BOY PUSSY TIME.”
This term can be used at any time zone at 12:05 (remember to stop at 12:06)
Immediately after remembering his meeting, he stopped all conversations and shouted, “oh fuck its 12:05! BOY PUSSY TIME.”
This term can be used at any time zone at 12:05 (remember to stop at 12:06)
by bittersweetfate July 15, 2021
Get the BUSSY TIMEmug.