Smiling Depression

A form of depression but hiding your true depressive emotions to seem more happy in front of other people. Except you're not happy.
Person 1: "He's always so happy!"
His thoughts: "I wish people understood me. I'm not happy, this is just a cover up for my real emotions. I have smiling depression."
by Cram Salesman October 22, 2020
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Depression trail

The opposite of a happy trail, one strip shaved down the center of your chest and pubes.
Guy 1: hey man do you have a happy trail ?
Guy 2: no I broke down and gave myself a depression trail.
by Depressiontrailman October 07, 2019
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Depression day

This day is for anyone who is lonely and knows that they won't fall in love

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by Jesus 😉 February 14, 2020
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depression desk

A computer desk so messy and filled up with food utensils that when you move your hands or feet, you can often hear the sound of cutlery/plates/glasses clinking. This clinking comes from accidental bumping of the desk or accidental touching of the items.

A depression desk often has stacks of plates and a lot of glasses and cutlery and the sound is most commonly heard over different VoIP systems like discord or similar while gaming.
Dude, i can hear your depression desk through your mic.
by toble December 22, 2021
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millie depression

Millie depression is "Millie Bobby brown" depression, means that if you can't meet Millie and being so sad about it
by Millieismybrownie January 04, 2021
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Homework-Depression

The act of procrastinating on Facebook by not doing ones homework until homeroom the next day and resulting in lower grades.
Sammi Jo:" Ive got so much homework!"
Emily:"Me too, but i have Homework-Depression!"
Sammi Jo: "Hey! Not a bad idea!"
by Wigglepoo February 25, 2010
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postmodern depression

The feeling that plagues art students when they realize all the work they have ever done is postmodern and not as awesomely original as they first thought. They may find themselves thinking, "How can I do something that's not postmodern?" Which is sadly the most postmodern move they could make because postmodernism is a critique of previous art movements and or cultural phenomena.
girl 1: aw man I just realized the dress I decorated with smiley faces from those plastic bags I collected is sooo postmodern.

girl 2: Yeah analyzing the facial differences of the smiley faces found of a common place consumer product is pretty postmodern I would say

girl 1: what do I do to not be postmodern then?

girl 2: Sadly there is nothing you can do. But on the bright side at least your not a hipster who is oblivious to how postmodern all their unoriginal art is. Don't get into postmodern depression now cheer up!

girl 1: Postmodernism sucks man but I love it at the same time :(
by dangercat June 23, 2010
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